I went to a party where they made jungle juice, and my girlfriend asked me to take it slow. I exclaimed “tastes like juice to me!” Bet you can guess how that went

Once in college my buddy and I each took a double shot of everclear to start the night. It burned going down, and I think we were good after that

My everclear story is short, sweet, and typical, lol.

Friends and I were out of town a few states away for a big concert with limited locations. We randomly hung out with the guys in the hotel room next door who were drinking Everclear, among other things.

One friend had a capful and reacted harshly. Then while the other friend had their capful, I went for the bottle itself to save some time. I also made a show of not taking a sip but tipping back the bottle and taking a big full gulp. I'd also like to point out that I've never been a drinker, so I have no built up tolerance for any part of the experience including the burn.

It was decades ago and I vividly remember the experience as "my lungs instantly boiled off all moisture and my insides rapidly shrunk into a desiccated strand of human jerky and then exploded like that nazi in The Last Crusade."

We used to mix it with sugar free koolaide

How does it compare to eg. a Smirnoff? I've never had one before

You’d need to cut it a little heavier than 1:1 with the OJ for it to not be flammable.

Then that leaves only the cancer caused by both.

Alcohol kills germs, it checks out!

Soak the tartare?

“Wheezing the Mince”.

Thank you for that.

"No wheezing the mince!"

That guy is certainly more baboon than man.

What kind of man needs to taste the poor animal in it's raw form? Get the taste of it's once-life in their mouth?

That's why we cook, like civilized people.

Guess you won't have that friend for very long.

God, I miss wheezing the mince. I should call her...

Bingo! A scientist's meal!

The Everclear kills germs, so it balances out into plain ole masculinity!

I think that's just toxic food.

I fully support people removing themselves from the gene pool by doing this.

Please don’t use pre ground meat for tartare. Besides being off cuts, pre ground is exposed to way more pathogens than a slab of beef you ground/chop yourself.

80/20 ground beef patty is not a delicacy and certainly not tartare.

Nah, booze kills the worm. If RFK had been drinking pure ethanol like a civillized person, instead of snorting coke off of toilet seats, his brain would have remained uneaten.

Who does the Wormphone™ call?

95% abv in non- freedom units

You could always just learn to distill it yourself. It's super safe and super-

Wait, be right back, I think my garage just exploded.

190 proof tastes like a kick in the jaw feels. Also, hand sanitizer.

Religious people make the stupidest rules.