I know a mortician who'd enjoy this.

Related to Coffin of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared?

Arguably healthier than pretending you will live forever.

Just tried to get one.

Won't ship to the UK.

Anyone Trustworthy in the US willing to help me out if I cover costs?

I want one! New cuddle buddy for the bed

Genius marketing targeting people in psychological distress.

¿Porque no los dos?

I totally want one.

I love him

We gotta get things ready for the big day, big day!