Pickleball goated lmao

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[–] 88 points 7 months ago*

Charlie Kirk had it all—charisma, faith, respect for everyone...

LOOOOOL

Anyway, rest in piss, pervert

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  • [–] 79 points 7 months ago

    Finally pickleball is good for something.

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  • [–] 58 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    "Robert Mueller Some racist pervert dude just died. Good, I'm glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people!"
    Wait. Am I doing this right?

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  • [–] 34 points 7 months ago

    Fucking headlines are getting stranger by the day.

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    [–] 13 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    What innovations did he make in "modern" cheerleading?

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago

    Another one bites the dust.

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  • [–] 17 points 7 months ago* (13 children)

    The hell is pickleball

    Apparently something like tennis, but on a badminton court.

    invented in 1965 as a children's backyard game

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    no, nothing is worse than badminton. besides maybe that speedwalking shit

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Clearly you have not pickled the balls

    But yes, speedwalking is worse than that

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    wait, just remembered that cup stacking bullshit that got forced on everyone for awhile that shit was even dumber

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    A lower net. Plays a more like tiny tennis.

    Been getting more and more popular over the decade, and it’s pretty huge in the states these days. If you’re in a major US metro, you know someone who plays it.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Kiddy tennis for unfit old people

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    Ehh it's not the most fun game but it's good for anyone of any fitness level looking for exercise. We used to play it during winter in college and I was fit as fuck back then.

    It's great for older people because there's way less joint stress and injury is, despite this article, pretty rare

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (12 children)

    What the hell is pickleball?

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    Tennis with ping pong paddles and a whiffle ball.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    this mf whiffed and died lmao

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    or more likely (knowing absolutely nothing about his health or injury besides his age), i'd guess he had vision problems because he's 76, the vision problems combined with a rotation on the court caused him to trip and hit his head or break a bone in his torso/pelvis/femur and that hit or break was enough to cause whatever other health problems he had to overwhelm him.

    i have a friend who was, for a brief time, the leading authority in the world in knocking over old people and her professional opinion is that most falls (like over 2/3 of them) are caused by vision problems. Keep your eyes checked as you age, and make sure your parents and grandparents (if they're still alive) have current prescriptions because falls can kill you way easier than you think.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    i have a friend who was, for a brief time, the leading authority in the world in knocking over old people

    This makes it sound like she out there pushing them over

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  • C'mon grim reaper! Keep going!

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Imagining he slammed is head on some very hard or sharp object near the court? It’s pretty difficult to do that much damage on a typical flat court surface falling.

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago

    Let us use this opportunity to eliminate cheerleading altogether in his honor

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    All I know is doe not involve pickles.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    Counting or not counting sports-related injuries?

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    [+] -8 points 7 months ago (4 children)

    always love those posts "let's not mock people going to the gym"

    a racist dies playing a goofy sport? "haha stay on the couch tard"

    y'all are letting your bigotry show

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    I don't see a single comment like this here tho? It's either mocking him for his bigotry, wondering what the sport is, or mocking it as a rich-people-goofy-sport (which is still leagues away from "stay on the couch tard").

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