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[–] 47 points 7 months ago (23 children)

Y'all better be clearing the timer so it returns to clock mode afterwards

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (17 children)

    Do you actually use your microwave to find out what time it is?

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  • [–] 13 points 7 months ago (16 children)

    Uh, yeah, it's got a built-in clock.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (15 children)

    Mine does too but even though it (and my oven) tell the time I look at my watch, phone, or the dedicated clock in my living room

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago (13 children)
    • I don't wear a watch, especially not while I'm busy in the kitchen
    • My phone is usually on my pocket, and it's easier to just turn my head than to reach into my pocket, pull out my phone, and turn it on. And also wash my hands if, again, I'm doing kitchen stuff in the kitchen.
    • The microwave is in the kitchen, which is a different room than the living room.
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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (9 children)
  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (8 children)

    You sound way too reasonable. What's the catch?

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (7 children)

    My microwave and oven clocks are never correct because I don't use them.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    That sounds like a "you" problem.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (5 children)

    I wear a watch so it's not a problem. Actually, what IS a problem is that my microwave is also a convection over / air fryer but they didn't put sufficient thermal insulation around the electronics/display, so the display is slowly getting cooked and the LED segments keep dying one after another. It's becoming difficult to see how much time is remaining when I cook stuff.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (3 children)

    Sounds like your real problem is that you bought a piece of garbage.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago (2 children)

    It was the highest rated microwave + convection oven I could find. Maybe a good one doesn't exist.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    Is this a thing?!

    Some of the LED segments on my 15-year-old microwave stopped working so now I can't tell the difference between 5s and 6s.

    I figured the wiring was a dud and just came loose after so many years. Maybe I need to pull out my tinfoil hat!

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Does your stove not have a clock? They're fairly standard now

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago

    it's not just about the microwave returning to clock function. It's also about the microwave being returned to it's normal standby state so that pushing the buttons functions as expected for the next person.

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  • [–] 31 points 7 months ago (7 children)

    My previous microwave oven had a mute button. That thing stayed permanently silent. Unfortunately I have never found a new model that can be muted.

    Cue a Technology Connection video about how old microwave ovens were better.

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago

    I just can't wait for microwave to have an integration with AI. I just need another internet connected device that can recommend a nice laxative after scanning what it just cooked. Not only that but it could integrate with my smart fridge and make sure that it orders food that is just about to expire from Instacart. And with its partnership with Doordash, the microwave could just stop working and order a replacement meal for me.

    ...said no one ever.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Many if not most microwaves can be muted, but they usually don't have a special button for it.

    It's often some secret button combination. READ YOUR MICROWAVE'S MANUAL.

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  • [–] 94 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (12 children)
  • [–] 54 points 7 months ago (6 children)

    Just because you can hear it doesn’t mean everyone can. Beeps are interruptive too.

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    my grandfather cant even hear the beeping, let alone if the microwave is running.

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  • [–] 20 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    My microwave has an option to turn off all the beeps, and it's a landlord special so I imagine others can do the same. Check your model and see if it has that option.

    For mine, I literally need to hold down I think the number 3 for 5 seconds. It's in no way obvious.

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  • [–] 12 points 7 months ago* (4 children)

    yeah, but then it's blinking and i have to press stop to clear the blinking remaining time for the clock to display. I MUST HAVE MY CLOCK. ahem. sorry i don't have any anals that i need to retent or anything.

    i once, i swear once pressed open at such a precise time i did not have to press any other buttons to get to the clock and (and this is the important bit) the microwave made no sound. i mean aside from the door clanging open and me squealing and pooting a little. it felt like i had just pumped exactly twenty moneys and i will never reach such heighths again

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Squealing and pooting?

    You are a unique person.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    i was excited dude what do you do

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    When I'm excited? God's honest truth? I rapidly pat my chest with both hands as quickly as possible. I don't know why.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago*

    yeah it was one of those moments where i almost wish i put those creepy wiretaps in the room so at least SOMEONE could have witnessed the high point of my life. i thought about waking the wife up, which would have defeated the point of defeating the alarm, which made me laugh, which actually defeated the point of defeating the alarm. my wife did not wake up, so hey, i didn't have to share my queso. success!

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago

    I hate it when people leave time on the microwave like this. It annoys me to no end, much more than the beep.

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Bomb diffused. Counter terrorists win!

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    My wife does this... And then doesn't clear the timer. Ever. Not once. Fucking annoying.

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago

    Mine doesn't have enough electronics to beep. It does have a literal bell, though.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago

    Every time I think I am special, I find out there are a gazillion people like me.

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago

    newb. I save the world by stopping it on 0:00 before the screen goes away.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Skill issue. Its possible to open it at exactly 0 seconds and it won't beep

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    Honestly, though, if a stopwatch counts milliseconds, I'm gonna see how close to 0 I can get without letting it hit 0

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    I found out my microwave has a mute function. That's my discovery of the year

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    Mine doesn't have a way to disable the beep so I opened up the case and de-beeped it by desoldering the piezo.

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    More kitchen devices need to follow what ricecookers are doing and play a charming melody when finished.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    As far as I can tell thats a Korean appliance thing, so maybe try an LG or Samsung microwave.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    Any sound output should always, always have a volume control or on/off toggle. Sound is very subjective.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    Do you set the timer to 61s as well?

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Mine has it and is currently muted

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    I just got an old one that dings instead of beeping. much nicer

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    Looks like I found my people.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago

    Mine doesn't even let you interrupt the beeping. If it goes off it's doing the whole sequence whether you like it or not.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago* (10 children)

    There are videos on how to disable it permanently

    It does require a little disassembly. I have considered doing this but I use the timer on the microwave a lot when baking things.

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (7 children)

    Mine has a setting for sound off, which is great because it is a horrific loud beep, three times that doesn’t stop even if you try to interrupt it with a button or by opening the door. Anytime we have a power outage, it resets and I turn that damn beep off before I even change the clock because it annoys me so much.

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago* (4 children)

    THIS NEEDS TO BE MAINSTREAM.

    There is very little reason that with the digital behemoths that microwaves are now, that a simple "sound off" setting can't be done.

    I would also love a "sound off for this cycle" option, but that might be being too needy

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

    Even an analog switch on the back would be simple and easy to add. I know a lot of them do have ways to turn sound off. But many don't. And a simple switch on the backside would make things so much easier.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    There is very little reason that with the digital behemoths that microwaves are now, that a simple “sound off” setting can’t be done.

    Most microwaves already have this feature, it's just not obvious how to use it. Read your microwave's user manual.

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Anytime we have a power outage, it resets and I turn that damn beep off before I even change the clock because it annoys me so much.

    After a power outage, my microwave absolutely refuses to do anything until I set the time. As if it's a clock that also happens to have the ability to cook food, and not the other way around.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    mine is this way as well. it will count inputs as setting the clock and if you put an invalid time in has a hissy fit and isn't clear what it is asking of you. The amount of times my grandfather has tried to use it after losing power and got frusterated because he was trying to cook something and the clock wanted to set the time as something stupid like 30:22 or something like that is annoying.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Never disassemble a microwave unless you know exactly what you're doing. Like a CRT monitor, the capacitors are big enough to kill you.

    Many microwaves have some sort of button combo that'll mute it.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Yeah I should have mentioned that. Definitely watch YouTube videos and be super careful to follow safety precautions.

    Even unplugged capacitors can hurt you pretty bad and possibly kill you.

    It's easy to not injure yourself as long as you know about this and how to avoid it. But don't go in blind.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    my settings -> signal off, no?

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Hop boy, don’t buy Samsung appliances then! They like to play songs instead of just a beep!

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Mine has a setting but it doesn’t get saved after a power outage which occurs a couple times a year.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    I used to have a microwave that you could stop at 0 if you hit the right time. Before the finish beeps but still at 0. It was like a frame perfect press though, really hard to get.

    Also at my work there's someone who likes to leave it at 0:01. When I come in in the morning and it displays that I don't know the time. Gr. Use the little red button kthx

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Then there’s me LOSING MY DAMN MIND because I can’t figure out how to clear the one second off of the microwave and being INFURIATINGLY MAD at the jerk who left one second on the microwave.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    I turned off all sounds on my microwave and surprisingly it's really disorienting. Not having the aural feedback on the buttons pissed off everyone.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    I had an old microwave that had a beep but a second after the cycle end so you had a whole second long window to open it peacefully. Beautiful lost technology.

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