Pretty dumb god if he doesn’t even look at oil prices before saying this

Of course he will next say that God needs him to have access to his followers' wives and daughters. That is pretty much the standard with cults.

You misspelled "profit"

God needs you to send me money. I take PayPal, zelle, check, cash, venmo, Amazon and visa gift cards.

Pretty sure if God needed that, He could make it happen without needing people to make donations.

Assuming He exists, of course.

At this point, if people are so dumb they fall for that, I think he deserves that jet.

Get him a RC plane looking like a jet. Then, if he seems unhappy with it, call him out as an ungrateful heretic. Proceed to throw rocks towards his head. God gave you a jet mf”er, WTH is the problem? It is what Jesus would do. Be like Jesus.

Last I checked, I thought having such expensive luxuries would absolutely be following the sin of greed. Last I checked, God doesn't give out orders to commit sins.

Then again, I would expect these stereotypical Christian devil worshipers disguised as prophets to swindle common folk to worship false prophets and idols so if Satan ever tries to invade Heaven they'll have way more unwilling slaves.

I also need that! C'mon god! Let us win the lotto so I can have my private jet! And two beautiful women wearing almost nothing who are madly in love. And a guy who drives my vehicles and has a very large reproductive organ. Hey! He's driving away with my ladies!

Forget it! Asshole!