I want borger, but then I have to waffle for half an hour on the guilt of spending $14 in a bad economy when I'm already overweight

Adulting ain't that good

when I want a burger - I make a burger

500 Lbs later...

I want burger. I love burger. But I ate too many burgers. So then I got cancer.

I could have borgar every day if I wanted, but I don't. Instead, I buy all the stuff to make my own borgar, and then leave the rest of it to rot in the fridge for weeks on end and inevitably throw it away. Then I'm so guilt-ridden for wasting food that I don't make borgar for months.

But doktor, I'm vegan