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[–] 43 points 7 months ago (8 children)

If you're already naked in the forest your partner can at least thoroughly check you for ticks :3

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  • [–] 10 points 7 months ago* (4 children)

    If, like me, you actually live in the forest and DO NOT want ticks, hear me out:

    TICK TUBES. LOTS OF THEM. RIGHT NOW!

    https://www.thermacell.com/products/tick-control-tubes

    Also: nighly tick check for the whole family. You do NOT want Lyme disease

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    we have lizards which I've learned are one of the principle hosts of ticks. Lizards won't "collect the treated cotton and use it to line their nests." :(

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  • [–] 37 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    The season for walking around city and meowing at random people is right now. Go outside and meow

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    I’ve seen cat ear headphone people doing this. Is this a TikTok trend or something?

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    [–] 13 points 7 months ago (5 children)

    Lol, I'm too far north for ticks.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Ticks have even been found in Antarctica, where they feed on penguins.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tick

    if they can go that "far south", i'm sure they are already where you are.

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  • [–] 1 point 7 months ago

    If they are talking about the Willamette Valley, there is a natural barrier preventing ticks from making it in ( cascade mountain range on all sides, Columbia River to the north )

    Ticks will need to be introduced. It is bound to happen eventually but for now there are areas without ticks that latch onto humans.

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  • [–] 24 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Hot and horny tick here. Where you all fuckin at? (F2)

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    That really is all it is... 🤔

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Swipe right on Buzzer!

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago (3 children)

    Thanks, I hate bugs so so much. Where's that nuclear war and/or global warming?

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Don't worry, those fuckers will find a way to survive through anything.

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  • Idk why, but this kind of reply implying that some being has typed the OP to lure people in, is so fucking funny to me.

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