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[–] 20 points 7 months ago (3 children)

For anyone else who needs a quick Eurythmics fix now, I'll save you a step.

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  • [–] 32 points 7 months ago (1 child)

    Some just want a quick ride (lytic phase)
    Some hide in your DNA (provirus nap)
    Some need a mosquito’s flight (arbovirus date)
    Some cause a fever’s height (dengue surprise)
    Some swap their RNA to DNA (retro rewind)
    Some want your cells to clone (replication grind)
    Some party in your nose (rhino’s delight)
    Some need BSL-4 lights (deadly nightlife)

    Chorus twist:
    Virus dreams are made of this
    Who am I to disagree?
    They’ll hijack cells with such technique
    You’re just a host to me!

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    🎶 Herpes are made of these 🎶

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Great. Now I'll always think that this PVRIS song is about a super spreader.

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    “Petris are laced with this…”

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