The root cause of all my misery is that I didn't evolve with a shell to hide in. Soft girls like me need an exoskeleton to cram their visceral mass into...

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[–] 38 points 7 months ago

I'm sure someone would be into it, but I'd prefer not to have to shit on my neck.

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  • [–] 58 points 7 months ago
    [–] 21 points 7 months ago

    They poop on their own heads

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  • Soft girls like me need an exoskeleton to cram their visceral mass into...

    You're so real for this

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  • [–] 14 points 7 months ago

    I fully expected Saddam Hussein's hiding spot

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  • [–] 9 points 7 months ago*

    cause of all my misery is that I didn't evolve with a shell to hide in

    [Uzumaki vibes intensifying] 🌀🌀🌀

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  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 7 points 7 months ago

    visceral mass is also a really good death metal band

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  • [–] 6 points 7 months ago
    [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    Ooh, purple, my favorite color.

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  • [–] 5 points 7 months ago

    Took me way too long to find Saddam.

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  • [–] 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

    Imagine having an asymmetrical digestive system. Could not be me.

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    [–] 11 points 7 months ago

    I spent far too much time looking for Saddam here...

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  • [–] 8 points 7 months ago

    Shitting your neck?

    snails: yes

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  • [–] 4 points 7 months ago

    omg she's literally me

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  • [–] 2 points 7 months ago

    Visceral mass was my gym nickname

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