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[+] [S] 42 points 8 months ago (15 children)
  • [–] 56 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    … I was not prepared for a bleached butthole picture on Wikipedia – obviously I should have known what I getting into when clicking on it.

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  • [+] [S] 33 points 8 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Is it like tattooing pink onto your butthole?

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  • [+] [S] 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 0 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Like mole removal? Wouldn't that leave your butthole all bloody?

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    Dang, my skin is far too dark to consider something like this. It'd just look weird.

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  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I thought I had seen everything on the Internet, but I have not seen a black woman with a white asshole.

    I guess this it what it feels like to have purpose in life.

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  • [+] 26 points 8 months ago (1 child)
    [–] 16 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Seems they took his ahole away completely.

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Me looking for my contacts.

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    Do they also offer darkening if I want to go the opposite direction?

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  • [–] 23 points 8 months ago (14 children)

    I never cared to bleach my anus. I figured a guy was lucky enough to be looking at it. What is the reason you wanted to bleach it?

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  • [+] [S] 11 points 8 months ago (5 children)
  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    Are you interested in laser hair removal or any other skincare treatments? They can laser off your butt crack hairs so you don't have to shave them or worry about dreaded infected follicles

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago* (8 children)

    What is the reason you wanted to bleach it?

    Justh white supremacy stuff 🤷🏻

    Kidding, of course. If you want a white asshole, you can just express empathy for anyone not white, and one will appear 🤷🏻

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (7 children)

    Anyone can bleach their anus if they wanted to, its not a racial thing. If anything, the desire to do so would be body dysmorphia, as its an individuals choice due to feeling like their body doesnt look how they want it to. I am all for shitting on white supremacists but unless you have information that links anal bleaching to white supremacy in some form this just seems like you put the cart before the horse.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago* (6 children)

    Anyone can bleach their anus if they wanted to, its not a racial thing

    I know. It was a joke.

    am all for shitting on white supremacists

    Good.

    but unless you have information that links anal bleaching to white supremacy in some form this just seems like you put the cart before the horse.

    Or, you know, a joke.

    I even explicitly included the words "kidding, of course" ffs!

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago (5 children)

    You did say

    Kidding, of course.

    but immediately followed it up with

    If you want a white asshole, you can just express empathy for anyone not white, and one will appear 🤷🏻

    which lead me to believe the joke part was unrelated to anal bleaching and the intended joke was Ha, aren't white supremesists stupid and annoying? which, yeah they are. The topic of white supremacy in and of itself is completely unrelated and shoehorned into the conversation though.

    Saying "Kidding", making people think you aren't being serious that bleaching your anus is a white supremacist behavior, and then saying "White Supremists will show up if youre empathetic to a non-white" subverts that expectation and re-enforces the idea that you believe anal bleaching is white supremacist behavior.

    If the joke was supposed to be set up in a way where you did not actually believe anus bleaching was white supremacist behavior, it was structured poorly. The first part where you said

    Justh white supremacy stuff 🤷🏻

    wasn't really even a joke. You weren't set up to say that and subvert expectations within the context. I'm sure such a joke couldve worked here, but the way it was executed was doomed to fail. Kind of like white supremacists.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    which lead me to believe the joke part was unrelated to anal bleaching and the intended joke was Ha, aren't white supremesists stupid and annoying

    You got it backwards: I was joking about anal bleaching and serious about white supremacists being stupid and annoying, though my way of expressing the latter was intentionally flippant for levity 😁

    The topic of white supremacy in and of itself is completely unrelated and shoehorned into the conversation though.

    That's part of the joke: going off on a true but completely unrelated tangent that supposes the first part of the comment to be true. Just committing to/building on the bit.

    Part of the humor was in the going back and forth between pretending that I think that the two things are related and making clear that I don't.

    I admit that it's a bit complex as far as joke structure goes, but most of the other people reading seems to have either gotten it or just ignored it and moved on rather than lecture me on having fun wrong.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    It didnt come off to me as not believing that anal bleaching =/= white supremacy.

    The reason I responded was because I thought it was misinformation. The lecture was because I wanted to get the point across that it will confuse people, and I was personally worried some people may just blindly believe the answer without critical thought. Misinformation kills.

    I do want you to have fun though. All people against white supremacists deserve to have fun.

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    [–] 11 points 8 months ago

    https://motorbunny.com/

    Didn't even check the username before I hit reply. The correct person will see this even if I'm wrong.

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    That reflection is wrong. He has his head between his legs in the mirror.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Just checking out my pow-pow.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    I prefer natural colored ones.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (8 children)

    I legit never thought about waxing my crack. This is a game changer!

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I've heard that without hairs the swamp ass turns into a river ass.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    It’ll pay for itself in saved toilet paper.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Not to get too graphic, but I eat very very healthy, so I'm generally two wipes anyways and the second one is mainly for confirmation.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    You have far less body hair than me.

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