This is a dumb poll.
Do this poll again and see how AOC, Mamdani, and Sanders are against Trump. The question in this post is asking which type of Turd Sandwich you'd like, with no option for "None of the above".
Trump is wildly unpopular, and people will vote against him, but if you're asking which other unpopular candidate you'd vote for, it's a stupid question.
America is so fucked
Pitting 2 democrats against Trump, will obviously split the democratic vote.
Democrats got 61% and Trump 41%, but that's 102%
So IDK how they made this survey, but it seems dishonest.
Even the 41% for Trump alone without considering the Democrats seems very high ATM.
The only people surprised by this are insufferable centrist liberals.
We are suffering from having absolutely no left here
How has nobody better stepped up yet
Why do democrats love bad candidates?
They could've had Bernie fricken Sanders!
Less unpopular would be a better way to put it. They're all well under 50%.
"We couldn't have a better pool of Democratic Party candidates."
Uh... why not? ... Pretty please?
Poll:
Would you rather:
A.) Support trump B.) Eat a turd sandwich for lunch everyday forever C.) Receive papercuts between your fingers once daily for the rest of your life
Trump more popular than gouging your own eyes out with a rusty spoon. But only because only half of those surveyed saw the Melania documentary.
How'd I know who posted this article?
"Throwing up in your mouth more popular than a wet fart and a hot water on a paper cut."
Like... can't we have none of those things?
Lol! This doesn't surprise me.
Quit. Running. Centrist. Democrats.
Favorability polls are not election choice polls. I voted for Harris and would rate both her and Trump as unfavorable.
We shouldn't run either of them though. We could actually choose a candidate people like.
Among Nazis, I expect
While trying to come up with a reasonable scenario where Trump is the popular choice, I think I've landed on one of those multimillion dollar ideas that seems obvious in hindsight.
Statistically speaking, if you're reading this, you're probably pretty familiar with urinals. Maybe you've seen those stickers or etchings of bees, flies, or other markings to indicate a stream target point that reduces splashback potential. If you're really lucky, you've even seen the ones that change color or disappear when heat is applied.
Default (cold) state: shouty Trump face with an open mouth. With the application of warm liquid, morph to a smug smile like he's having the time of his life in there. Resets on flush from the cool water or by returning to room temp for non-flushing animals.
It's all yours, anonymous manufacturer, just send me a roll or stack of them and we'll call it even.
Hoorah! End of days here we come! Gimme some of that sweet sweet rapture.
How much did he pay for this poll?
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