Poster showing an ad for dance therapy to make you less pissed. Guaranteed double your money back if it doesn't work for you. It works for him and he's INTENSE. His son henry is in. He accepts bitcoin.

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[–] 43 points 8 months ago (1 child)
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  • [–] 17 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    THUMPASAURUS!!!!!!

    Amazing website, but I prefer this one by them: Choose wisely...

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago

    I prefer to use Brett’s angry dance from Flight of the Conchords.

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  • [–] 13 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Double your money back? I smell a money making opportunity.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    THUMPASAURUS https://youtu.be/T6dmMUR9TVI This is one of the best songs in existence.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    WHERE IS HIS SON HENRY??? IS HE OKAY???

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    Did you learn ballet... sarcasticly?

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    I paid 20 bitcoin for this service in 2009. Im still kind of pissed.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    In the before picture I am unsure of this mans emotions. In the after picture I can confidently say that is not a man who is pissed. This service is clearly essential. I suggest immediate government subsidies of $39 upwards to $1,500,000,000,000.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    Love me some truewagner

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    His son actually further developed the experimental dance therapy into the practice of mental karate.

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    I'm pissing in the rain, just pissing in the rain! What a wonderful feeling, when I shut off my brain!

    chases the elderly with feathers

    Gonna getcha! Gonna tickle your granny! Goochi goochi goo!!!

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    Wait until Wall Street discovers the money back clause

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    If you're pissed, that means you had to arrive at the state of pissed. So at some stage, you were pissing.

    Logically, unpissing would help you revert. And if experimental dance helps the urine go back in, it can't be a bad thing. Although it probably cooled down in the interim, so it could be a bit of a shock, which could lead to being pissed again. So you could have a quantum superposition of both pissing, and reverse pissing.

    Physics and interpretive dance is where it's at, kids! The forefront of science! Thanks impissed.net!

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