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[–] 105 points 8 months ago (6 children)

I'm very fortunate that my partner loved giving blow jobs, she'll even just randomly start sucking my dick unprompted because she's filthy and enjoys it so much.

That said when I met her, she wasn't as keen on receiving but luckily enough I have been able to warm her up to it more, because I love eating her delicious cunt.

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    You're fantastic. I've always wanted to slap others when they use the word 'suck' as a bad thing. It's like, dude, you don't like it when I attempt to inhale your dick?!?

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    Can you ask her to write a tutorial on how to enjoy getting ate out pls, cuz I can suck dick all day long, but the second there's a face anywhere near my twat, I'm instantly closed for business. And I know my husband wants to too, I just... Β―_(ツ)_/Β―

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  • [–] 80 points 8 months ago (17 children)

    checks who is posting

    Ah.

    I think if you find someone like that you'd literally have no time to leave the house.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago (8 children)

    Because variety is the spice of life, and I really want to say I've 69ed on that new interstate 69 they're building over there in texas.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (5 children)
  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    There was an old highway that they're converting to an interstate, and because they have some weird naming convention it's going to be Interstate Highway 69. I straight up offered to the friend that told me about it that I would fly in and 69 him, but it was a no go.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    okay so the red line is 67, i drew the blue line where i'm guessing 69 is going. how close did i get?

    note: this is more fun than looking it up

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    Pretty close! I know it runs through houston and up to the northeast, maybe passing through shreveport or texarkana as the next major city. Off the top of my head, I know it's going to hit the texas cities of livingston and lufkin, because I remember blasting around those when I drove to a friend's party.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    Is that a typo in your user name, good hallucination, or did i make that one up too ?

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  • [–] 122 points 8 months ago (18 children)

    My wife hates giving blowjobs, to the point where she doesn't even want me to go down on her since she feels bad for not wanting to reciprocate. It's like, I don't do it because I want to get something in return, I just want to make you feel good, haha!

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  • [–] 52 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    I feel ya. Got a similar situation. She often does not want me to go down on her or similar bevause she does not have the energy to reciprocate. But she still says she wants it. The she keeps saying 'oh you don't have to do all this'.

    It's odd but sometimes we do stuff because it feels good to make our loved ones feel good.

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  • [–] 18 points 8 months ago (10 children)

    Bro, talk to her about getting a Fleshlight. That way you both win. She won't feel guilty and both of you pleasure each other.

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  • [–] 18 points 8 months ago (9 children)

    If it even touches the bed, I'll burn it with fire!

    nsfw

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    It is like kissing your coffee!

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

    I'm not sure if a straw would make it better. French kissing your coffee out of it would DEFINITELY make it worse.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    I genuinely wonder what that's about. Why is it so much of a sacrifice, why is it any different from giving a back rub (assuming you have good hygiene). I certainly am not bothered by going down on her - on the contrary.

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  • [–] 28 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    From what I understand, her previous relationships had all been transactional, where the guy made her feel like she owed him for every nice thing he did. She's still working on allowing herself to receive without feeling a sense of debt.

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    I've dated quite a few women and had a couple of long-term relationships. They all seem reluctant to give a blowjob - it happens but rarely. I've never pushed it, only shown in every way I can how much I enjoy it when it does happen. My current domestic partner does it, but I probably go down on her 10-20x more often than she does me.

    But it's also kind of a general pattern that they expect me to take the initiative in sex, and they are relatively passive. One hypothesis I have is that taking too much initiative makes them feel "slutty" or that their own desirability is not confirmed enough. Maybe this is just a part of that general pattern. But what do I know.

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  • [–] 52 points 8 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 44 points 8 months ago

    Is this meme targeted towards me?

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  • [–] 42 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    69 - the most equal position.

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  • [–] 15 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    If you fit. My gf is so much smaller than me (more accurately I am much taller/bigger, she is about average size) that it quite literally dors not work. I can barely kiss her normaly without breaking both our necks during sex.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    I'm over a foot taller than my wife and we don't have any issues.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Guss it depends. We have these issues often

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    I do have to put a pillow under my head to close the gap, but I did that with an ex who was only 2in shorter than me too.

    My recommendation would actually be a yoga block since it won't get in the way of her legs, and it won't squish down like a pillow.

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  • [–] 39 points 8 months ago (8 children)

    Is this the first meeting of Muff Divers Anonymous on the fediverse?

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Well, with the loss of lemmynsfw, it could be you as the founding member!

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  • [–] 27 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    I don't really like blowjobs, my wife loves giving them. I love going down though, so I just let her enjoy before it's my turn.

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  • [–] 15 points 8 months ago* (4 children)

    This is me, I’ve got a severe oral fixation and eating pussy and ass are among my favorite things in life but it’s not easy for me to enjoy it myself. Although I will concede to enjoying pretty much anything oral as long as the other party LOVES doing it. I’d rather just have sex than get a half assed blowjob but if someone loves having a dick in their mouth it makes a huge difference

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    but if someone loves having a dick in their mouth it makes a huge difference

    Um, hi! I'm here, and I'm looking to be swallowing someone's big 'ole horse dong!

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Holler if you ever in the PNW lol

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    Oh, I haven't been up there in years. My idiot sister made the brilliant decision to move from those beautiful lands down to a desert, and I haven't had a reason to go back yet. I loved the view from the puget sound, and seeing mountains in every direction if you can get a little elevation is just amazing.

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  • [–] 26 points 8 months ago

    I love giving but my gf hates receiving. How I wish it wasn't so

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  • [–] 22 points 8 months ago

    Lesbian cheatcode

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  • [–] 15 points 8 months ago* (2 children)

    sorry, most importantly committed, also enby. but i think what you're looking for is silty loam, not a man.

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  • [–] 15 points 8 months ago

    Ok, but you still want to suck him right? We talking like a 70/30 split?

    Anywhoots yea I know the feeling. Horndogs unite! (And also perform large amounts of cunnilingus/felatio)

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  • [–] 28 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    aaand we’re talking about men

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  • [–] 34 points 8 months ago

    Funny that international women's day is only 23 hours long this year

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  • I get major Tumblr girl vibes from OP

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago

    Love it when they eat you out and are immediately ready to stick it inside

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago

    Exactly what my first response used to be on Lemmy NSFW, which would be the first thing I'd do, while I was still into that phase. There's no shortage of such men.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Okay but like I like blowjobs and it makes me not want to go down on a girl if she won't reciprocate. I deal with it because I like eating pussy but it's definitely on my mind when it's my turn and she doesn't want to reciprocate.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    I am Spartacus that man.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    I'm sorry, It turns out I'm not a man u.u

    But that does explain why I was so turned off at the prospect of getting sucked (yuck) Because this junk on me is the wrong parts!

    The most fun relationships I've had, my own body was hardly even acknowledged and I made it all about what I can do for my partner ^^

    Besides, receiving sexual gratification of any kind is aggressively mid to me anyway, because I'm pretty sure I'm on the asexual spectrum.

    I want to please my partners solely because I'm panromantic and when anyone i love has a good time i get the warm fuzzy giddy mushy sappy tingles~ :3

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago

    Well that's just a man you hate though ?

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    I can be that man ;)

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  • [+] -35 points 8 months ago (4 children)