Look... it's a ballroom. It's definitely not a burial site for documents used to mix the concrete.

Maybe she did, and that's why Stormy thinks it looks like a toadstool

In fairness to her, his mushroom dick (according to Stormy Daniels the porn star to whom he paid hush money) is a very tiny target.

Like trying to grab at a splinter with your fingernails.

that does explain stormy daniels calling him a mushroom dick.

They don't call it child rape, they call it sex with women who at the time were underage. Something like that.

It's because legally, having a criminal record doesn't disqualify you from running. There isnt anything preventing this. Most likely its to help prevent a minor mishap from long ago condemning your future abilities (otherwise, you'd have all sorts of small charges against every politician to destroy their career. It would make the worst blackmail material).

Now, morally why did enough people vote for him anyway is a whole different issue that I don't have an answer for.

Wasn't it something like:

• 1/3 voted in favor of him
• 1/3 voted against him
• 1/3 couldn't be bothered

Good portion of people don’t give a shit.

I’ve spend the past three years trying to get people to investigate the sexual and physical abuse of children in Oklahoma, including some child trafficking. No one cares or wants to do anything about it. More people than we want to admit are okay with children being raped and abused as long as they are a certain type of child (foster kids usually.)

A considerable amount of the American general public is criminally ignorant, willfully terrible, or both.

Because he told the worst people in the country that he would hurt the people they don't like.

Honestly that's it, that the whole thing. There's nothing deeper than that.

Trump told racists, bigots, evil people that he was going to hurt their enemies, so they voted for him.

But you don't understand, the only other choice we had was a lady....

First time in the USA?

AIPAC

Because they were kept secret by his accomplice.

Remember that every time you imagine the American voter.

Because the “opposition” still thinks waving signs and doing parades counts as “action”

The only time someone asks to see his penis is for court proceedings.

Times certainly have changed, he used to get asked to see his penis after promising to pay someone but now they all know you need to get the cash from him first.

Didn't Stormy Daniels describe it as misshapen, like Toad from Mario Bros?

He would probably whip it out,hi very beautiful penis, most beautiful penis in the world you know, never been scarred, beautiful, everybody asks to see it.

I didn't know one could get a spur on that bone.

“I may be a cannibal but that guy? holy shit is he a monster”

• Hannibal Lecter (a “wonderful man” according to Trump)

I have met some very bad people … none as bad as Trump

... "not one decent cell in his body.." (cont.)

"See this, little one? This is your great-grandma's dick biting medal."

Metal of honor should be a thing :)

Let's be fair, 95% of the human population are better suited to be president than that obese stumbling wobbling tub of genital warts.

She would never pay for drinks in my presence, say that much.

I feel like justice might be her thing. Let's give her Pam Bondi's spot.

Hey now. We don't elect women with a strong and documented history showing good judgement, ethics or moral character; and instead we try to find problems with them so that we can retroactively justify throwing away a vote and really a country on some no-name no-chance third party gamble. Bonus points if they married or were VP to a -+- gasp -+- imperfect president already.

It's just the American way.

It's the only explanation I can figure for how he bankrupted a casino

Given what we know about his proclivities, more likely her braces.

Some time after the Orange Jackass is in the ground because nobody in power has the fucking balls to so much as slow him down.

It’s wild to me that the allegations are about what happened after the bite, when in order for it to happen there must have been coercion and sexual/assault leading to it.

Nor do I have a forklift license to lift that saggy ponch that likely completely obscures it. Nor do we have archeological dig rights to go searching in the first place. Lol