Why um, why do "smart" glasses have moderators? 🤔 Am I too far 'offline' to be asking? 😬

Reading this headline all I can think is "Are y'all really surprised?"

I know that bandwidth isn’t hardly the finite resource that it used to be, but I still can’t get over how amazingly wasteful it is to continuously stream live video halfway around the world just so you can… ask your glasses to describe what’s in front of you?

I mean... If you can't trust underpaid workers in Kenya's sense of privacy, who can you trust?

Nice to know that when you're standing at the urinal, some schmuck at Meta has seen your hog.

I don't think I could get off if my partner was wearing these hideous things.

Or anyone else in the room for that matter.

Dicking down Riley Reid. Meta style.

Or being dicked down by Johnny Sins.

The glasses have potential. But anything with Zuck I don't trust. (I have to be inclusive here)

Some idiots be sharing nsfw stuff when asked to upload stuff for the ai companies, they have hella warnings telling you that isnt the kind of content they want lol

Sex while a corporation has access to your footage sounds like a kink for libertarians

GIGGITY

Any camera/audio device with a wireless connection in your home is recording and storing your intimate moments.

Finally, a way to indulge in exhibitionism without having to leave the house!

I would let them do this for $40

Seriously you'd have to be an absolute idiot who somehow got their hands on too much money to think these were a good idea to purchase. The concept is great, but wearing Facebook on your face is bonkers.

Wearing these glasses in public should be a punchable offense.

Display on my glasses? That would be neat. Camera and microphone on my glasses? Why the fuck would I want that.

It’s a devil’s bargain. Except that the benefit is pretty slim next to the obvious cost.

If I see someone wearing these I'm going to feign bumping them off their face in hopes they break

I never understood these...thanks for sharing. Not sure I want zuckerburg following me around...feels weird already to know people like him exists.

Dumbasses.