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[–] 78 points 8 months ago (1 child)

Starfleets version of 'good cop, bad cop.'

SURRENDER?! I'LL MAKE YOU SURRENDER YOUR--

Captain, let's take a deep breath and do our count to five

Inhales deeply, exhales slowly You're right, diplomacy first..

The aliens on the screen have widened eyes and fearful expressions with whispers in the background, "he has to have a handler, this guy's nothing to fuck with."

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  • [–] 44 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Obligatory reminder that Picard would be a LTJG astrophysics officer if he weren't such a hothead.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Is that high up in the FedForce? A LTJG in the US Navy is pretty low.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago*

    Starfleet basically uses Navy ranks, so yeah, LTJG is very low. The idea of the episode I'm referencing (6x15 Tapestry) is that Picard would've fucked up his life if he hadn't taken risks.

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  • [–] 22 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    alien yelling at them

    "He appears to be very angry, sir."

    "Yes, I can see that counselor."

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  • [–] 33 points 8 months ago (13 children)

    My head cannon is now that Picard is an absolute psychopath but also a strategic genius, so they have a psychic assigned to him to bolster his humanity. Just holding him in reserve in case there is a scenario where they need the next ghengis khan to bring the galaxy to its knees

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Tactical genius too. Invented his own combat maneuver that is supposedly unbeatable. Weird that nobody else seems to use it.

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  • I imagine a fantasy kingdom, that due to a civil war, they decided to have 2 kings, one from each side. they are tethered by death, when one dies the other is executed, they share palace and have to govern together, sharing equal power. and it often results on one of them being a violent warlord and the other a pacifist.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Listen i love your head cannon, but I gotta ask as a casual fan, when did you get the idea hes a psycho? Ill admit im Picard biased because next gen was my first, and the way he pronounces the word "civilization ". But I did always think he was one of the calmer ST captains.

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Picard was straight up Commander Shepherd level back in the day. Bangin' and blastin'.

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  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago (8 children)

    Wait, if this is the shotgun seat, it would mean the federation adopted left-hand-traffic... 😯

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  • [–] 19 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    Only Picard. He's kinda a teaboo, hence the accent despite living outside LA.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    New vocabulary dropped!
    Teaboo... :-D

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    Is this okay to use for non teaboos?

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    But Picard is a Frenchman speaking with a British accent.
    Following the definition, that sounds pretty teaboo to me ;-)

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago

    It's relative to Captain Picard, so it might just be France that adopted left-hand traffic. They got the English accent, they may have gotten their way of driving too.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago

    “This counselor, Counselor Troi? She just tells this Picard what he should really do… and he complies?! Truly the superior opponent, her capabilities are virtually limitless! Put us in direct contact immediately!”

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    And you don't think it has anything to do with her being a pseudo-psychic who's species in known for altering emotions on a mass scale, which she definitely doesn't do pinky promise?

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  • [+] 6 points 8 months ago* (3 children)
  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    "It's perfectly normal to cry 10 times a day."

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    Whoa, Gerry Duggan! Forgot about him when I fell off Nerd Poker, but he's hilarious.

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    [+] 33 points 8 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 16 points 8 months ago

    Time and time again, Romulans tried to goad him into taking the first punch just so they had the excuse to play the victim and start a war. And every time to stared them down beating them with pure facts....and once with cloaked Klingon Warbirds.

    This is a man who could win a staring contest against all 4 men carved into Mount Rushmore

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  • [–] 32 points 8 months ago
    [–] 16 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Tell me you show was conceived in late 80’s Hollywood without telling me your show was conceived in late 80’s Hollywood.

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  • [–] 32 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    It's because she was an empath, not because she was a therapist.

    Too bad they didn't know how to write either one though.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    On the flip side, they also saw that Picard was really naive because Troi had to constantly tell him when the other side was hiding something.

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  • [–] 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

    "I have free candy"

    Picard: "let's go!

    Troi: "hmm they might be hiding something"

    Picard: "alright, send Worf, La Forge, and Wesley to check it out. Oh and give Wesley a red shirt, maybe that will change his luck streak"

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