I hear this a lot from young women, "there's just no pleasing my mother". I cannot offer words of wisdom or comfort, but I can promise you this. I will try my hardest to please your mom, as I always do. 👍

Sarah, a big fat cock strapped to a girl still makes you a lesbian. It's okay!

I am convinced that violet8 is the single most horny poster on Lemmy now... which is fine... because I am entertained by your posts.

Maybe she's mad at you for girldick erasure

You can’t win them all

Sometimes being 100% honest is the most chaotic thing you can do. The contrast between her question and that answer is pure comedy gold.

Can't please everyone

What about perfectly average cocks?

i love big fat cocks in my mouth and am still a lesbian lmao

Plot twist: She meant male chickens

In the immortal words of Super Hans:

Would you like a parrot?
Ah that's right, you'd probably like a Cockatoo

That's cause mom is a lesbian.

Damned if you do damned if you don’t

I bet she's got legs like a bowl of cereal

I am bi so the lgbt is no biggie to me but to my parents it is. I have not told them yet

Damned if you do…

But, what did your dad think?

(I'll see myself out)

Did you had a pause between "way" and "I"? I presume not since there is no comma "no way, I like"

Totally happened

Sarah Beattie was a really fun part of Weird Twitter back in the day.

It doesn't have to be that you love them in your mouth, just saying.

Prude. Who doesn't love big fat cocks in their mouth?

Don't say children, we know that.