Bro you can't post this I am trying to lose weight and stop sucking on random balls.

I just want pizza and a bad dragon other people have feelings which I don't want to deal with.

Hot pizza cheese on balls does not sound pleasant.

What a great thing to see right when I woke up

“I’m sorry. This will happen again.”

Nah don’t apologize, your posts slap harder than his balls in my face

That might burn his balls tho. And your face.

depending on his hygiene habits they might taste similar

I too have a very high libido combined with erectile dysfunction.

You should send this to him

I also have a high burrito

I wish more people thought like you.

i have a very high libido albedo.

FTFY

As I'm eating pizza. Bold Lemmy. Bold.

Who isn't down to provide balls for pepperoni pizza slices. This is like, peak life.

Ah fuck the cheese burned my balls why did you do this?! Shit!

Oh my fucking god.

... I could really go for some pizza.

God just look at how that melting cheese is just dripping, pouting to be in my mouth.