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[–] 168 points 8 months ago (6 children)

If there was anything remotely interesting about aliens he would have already used it as a distraction during covid.

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  • [–] 104 points 8 months ago* (2 children)

    He did do this during the first term. There wasn’t anything interesting, but it did distract the conspiracy folks.

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  • [–] 20 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    The pullout was weird at the time. Handful of censored videos, talk of more then nothing. A couple of senators or house members suddenly became disinterested for no reason in particular and it died.

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Honestly, if there were alien craft zipping around, I can imagine why no government would want to disclose them. It would basically be an announcement of, "these damn craft are flying around the atmosphere and the space around Earth. They're utterly beyond anything we're capable of. We're not sure if they're aliens, time travelers, beings from another dimension, literal angels or demons, or something even stranger. But we are utterly at their mercy. They're spying on us constantly, for purposes unknown. Oh, and occasionally they'll just abduct people and carry them off for God-knows-what reason. I'm sorry, but there is literally nothing we or any human being can do about this. They're basically gods to us, and we know next to nothing about them, where they come from, or why they're here."

    What leader would ever want to give that speech? I don't consider it likely we are being visited by non-human intelligences. But if we were, it wouldn't be anything like Roswell and Area 51. We wouldn't have a base full of downed or crashed alien craft. They simply wouldn't crash, and we would have no ability to shoot them down. A real announcement of alien visitors wouldn't be the reveal of some vast secret government project, a revealing of secret strength. It would be us saying, "we've been working on this problem for nearly a century, and we've learned nothing. All we know is that they're there, and we can't do a damn thing about it." It would a confession of weakness and utter helplessness, a government openly admitting it's completely powerless to protect its people from an unknown outside threat. Can you imagine a president telling the public, "yeah, you might get abducted by aliens. Sorry, that just happens sometimes. There's nothing we can do about it."

    It would represent a complete shattering of our species' sense of value and security. And voters tend not to like politicians who tell them the unvarnished truth.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago

    we are utterly at their mercy. They're spying on us constantly, for purposes unknown. Oh, and occasionally they'll just abduct people and carry them off for God-knows-what reason.

    Sounds like the sort of thing this administration would be proud of. It's what their supporters voted for!

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    They simply wouldn't crash

    Why would that be assumed? Yes flying across space is a level of technology we can't comprehend, but unless these beings have truly become gods, technology breaks. Something can always go wrong.

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  • [–] 94 points 8 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 87 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    As was said before,, this is why the aliens roll up their windows and drive faster when they pass our planet.

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  • [–] 72 points 8 months ago (7 children)

    Plot-twist: he's in the alien files too and it's super fucking bad

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  • [–] 25 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    He was abducted on to one of their ships, and immediately started molesting them, mistaking their small forms for human children.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Causing an intergalactic incident. Donald Trump threatened by the Aliens response has made a freedom pact with The Borg.

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  • [–] 69 points 8 months ago

    And then those files will only be half released and full of redactions because it turns that Trump and the other billionaires have been fucking alien kids too.

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  • [–] 57 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Can you do a citizens arrest on the president? Asking for a friend who also hates pedophiles.

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  • [–] 37 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    At this point I don't think we even need to discuss whether the president of the United States of America raped children.

    No one who hasn't raped children puts this much effort into hiding files implicating child rapists.

    Logically the only other explanation possible is that he's being blackmailed by people who did rape children and if what they have on him isn't child rape, it must be something else pretty bad.

    So he either raped children or something else pretty fucking sketchy.

    REMOVE THIS TRAITOR!!!

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I'm guessing he grabbed a pussy and pulled it out Mortal Kombat style.

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  • [–] 33 points 8 months ago (7 children)

    If you told me when I was a kid that the president of the US was going to drop info on aliens and no one would care ... I would have said you were insane. Really, I dont care ... lets see those Epstein files and get some arrests.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Get the arrests in and then release the alien files as a treat for doing a good job with the arrests

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago*

    I like this idea! OK, we have 70% of the Republican party and 30% of the Democratic party under arrest for sex trafficking children or covering it up ... here is some news on this crazy alien spacecraft we found with a bunch of frozen aliens inside. Funny story, they had been in a secret bunker since before World War 2 and were only discovered because ICE was trying to deport them so they could reach quota.

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  • We've gotten to the point we don't even care if we made contact with an alien civilization. We just want justice.

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  • [–] 31 points 8 months ago
    [–] 28 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    WHY ISN’T THIS CLOWN IN JAIL?

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  • [–] 27 points 8 months ago* (15 children)

    Never seen more definitive proof that there's "no there there" then when this fucking asshole acts like this is a big deal.

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  • [–] 16 points 8 months ago (14 children)

    Is it me or are people just not that bothered about aliens, compared to in the 90s?

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  • [–] 23 points 8 months ago (11 children)

    I was just thinking the same thing. Have we lost our curiosity?

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    I think a big part of it is that people realized that aliens somehow only visit the united States. And then mainly the redneck states. Then people got curious again when, again, american pilots saw a bunch of aliens and they released the footage and it was... Mate, that's a bit of dust or a bird, that is just close to the camera, therefore it appears to move really fast. Glad they got the best of the best on it. Also the whole Bob Lazar shit. Which again, believe it or not, american well known bullshitter telling wild stories with no proof at all

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    What's there to be excited about? There's no reason to believe aliens ever visited earth. Exist somewhere in the universe, sure. I'm very excited for any news from observations in space or the mars rover finding signs of life, but not on earth.

    Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence, and so far, all we've had are som shitty low resolution videos which very well might have been either video artifacts, atmospheric natural phenomena, or just experimental weapons.

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  • [+] -7 points 8 months ago* (6 children)

    Your generation were told they are not there and you believed it. Thats about it.

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  • [–] 16 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    The sightings stopped happening round about exactly the same time as everyone started carrying a video camera in their pocket.

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  • [+] -6 points 8 months ago* (4 children)

    Stopped? There are congressional hearings about military ufos as we speak... So what stopped?

    I dont know. Its just competely obvious there are ufos to me, but sure, everyone thinks differently.

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    military ufos

    So, not aliens then.

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  • [–] 0 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    They are seen in military videos. Anyway, no point talking about this here.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    That's because we all started carrying around cameras, but didn't get a bunch of credible alien videos.

    If this was the 90's, then everyone would've believed the government stories about Alex Pretti and Rene Good.

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  • [–] 25 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    I mean his base is dumb enough to fall for this trick, so it will work perfect.

    I really hate how the dept of education has been destroyed over the decades and now over 70% of the country is dumb as bricks.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago* (2 children)

    As a Californian, it's not just the DoE, especially on a scale of decades. My girlfriend went to public school in Texas and had shit like iPads and a lunch cafeteria with actual restaurants. I went to public school in California, mostly (entirely?) after it was gutted by the Governator, and had shit like textbooks shared across classes with swastikas and 8=D drawn all over the pages and a lunch cafeteria that served frozen pizzas microwaved in the plastic and frozen milk that still had ice-chunks in it.

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  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    Don't worry, only rich communities' public school were/ are like that in Texas. Schools are funded at the district-level in Texas, so poor communities go to poor schools and wealthy kids go to wealthy schools. If districts get so big that they encompass both, sometimes the wealthy residents try to stage a coup and split the district into wealthy and poor.

    Sauce for my claims: https://www.ntdaily.com/opinion/keller-isd-considers-splitting-up-into-two-separate-districts-reveals-systematic-faults-in-public-educational/article_3dcab174-debb-11ef-bb51-5b9a84aaf7fb.html

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  • [–] 24 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    This is because he felt challenged by Obama. He has a pathological complex of inferiority against Obama.

    Obama talks about classified files? Trump one-ups and gives the classified files.

    Now Obama should need to talk about those Trump-Epstein files...

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Hell yeah, power moves. He could be dumb enough to fall for it.

    You should be a political strategist.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    Obama: "You know, I care a lot about children and I think they deserve to be loved."

    Trump: "OH, YOU LOVE CHILDREN?! NOBODY LOVES CHILDREN MORE THAN I DO. THE EPSTEIN FILES PROVE THAT I, DONALD J. TRUMP AM THE BIGGEST LOVER OF CHILDREN."

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  • [–] 23 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    there arent any aliens visiting earth. this is another fucking trump scam / distraction / bullshit opportunity. somehow he can make it ultimately about trashing the democrats, or just distracting people from his crimes and economic destruction.

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  • [–] 23 points 8 months ago

    This only adds another layer of reinforcement to my firm belief that he's done something that means that he should go to not only jail, but some kind of super-hell when he dies.

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  • [–] 22 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    these are not the files we are looking for....

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  • [–] 21 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    [REDACTED]flew at an altitude of [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] at a speed of [REDACTED]

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    They had [REDACTED] alien children Donald Jessica Trump personally [REDACTED] on an island in [REDACTED].

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  • [–] 41 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    I'm calling it here: Trump did not just rape a child. Everyone already knows that and he's still trying to hide the Epstein files.

    Trump murdered a child and then raped her corpse.

    Or there's a video of him having sex with Bill Clinton. Republicans would consider that equally bad.

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  • [–] 18 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    I dunno about that last bit, seems like they are totally ok with the pedophilia, murdering children and sex trafficking. In fact, they seem to think those things are pretty damn cool.

    Two consenting males getting it on behind closed doors - now THAT is a bridge too far!!

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  • [–] 18 points 8 months ago

    Wait until he finds out he is in them, because he raped an alien baby once.

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  • [–] 17 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Didn't he do this in his first term?

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  • [–] 17 points 8 months ago

    Operation Special Distraction

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  • [–] 34 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    A significant chunk of American pop culture of the past decades is based on the premise that The Government is Hiding Something.

    Trump's going to throw a big wrench in that by releasing fucking everything. Except a few things. A few great secrets.

    I swear American pop culture in the coming century or so is just going to be The Government is Hiding The Epstein Files, over and over and over.

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  • [–] 8 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Within the next few years America is going to start importing most of its pop culture. The American media industry is dying. Good riddance.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago

    Well who can forget '' Roswell Case Closed'' https://media.defense.gov/2010/Oct/27/2001330219/-1/-1/0/AFD-101027-030.pdf If this is the level of truth we are going to get...who can blame us for remaining skeptical of the Government..

    Chronological Anachronism: The report attributes "alien bodies" to anthropomorphic dummies used in Project High Dive, which did not begin until 1953. Skeptics argue it is a fallacy to use events from the mid-1950s to explain a widely reported incident that occurred in July 1947.

    The "Memory Consolidation" Fallacy: The USAF proposed that witnesses merged memories of different events (Project Mogul in 1947, dummy drops in the 1950s, and a 1956 KC-97 crash) into a single 1947 narrative. Critics argue this dismisses firsthand testimony by assuming a collective, decades-long memory failure among numerous unrelated witnesses.

    False Equivalence of Physical Descriptions: The report suggests that "alien" features, such as bulbous heads, were actually injured airmen like Capt. Dan D. Fulgham, who suffered severe swelling after a 1959 balloon accident. Critics point out that describing a human officer as an "alien" is a logical stretch, especially when the timing is over a decade off.

    The "Moving Goalposts" Argument: Some researchers claim the USAF has changed its official explanation four times (crashed disc, weather balloon, Project Mogul, and finally dummies), which they view as a pattern of circular reasoning or shifting narratives to maintain a cover-up. Selective Evidence: The report identifies "hieroglyphics" on the debris as poorly stenciled labels or flowered tape from the Project Mogul balloon. Critics argue this selectively ignores witness descriptions of indestructible, metallic debris that could not be cut or burned.

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  • [–] 16 points 8 months ago

    Of course he's quadrupling down and he'll keep on doubling down again and again because that's the only way he stays out of prison and it's the only way MAGA doesn't collapse, so everyone around him will continue to back him.

    The only way this will end is if he dies or a bunch of folks finally use the second amendment right they've been so precious about that they let hundreds of school kids die each year for.

    What a fucking disgrace.

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  • [–] 16 points 8 months ago

    Good lord what a clown.

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