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[–] 72 points 8 months ago (7 children)

Plot-twist: he's in the alien files too and it's super fucking bad

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  • [–] 25 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    He was abducted on to one of their ships, and immediately started molesting them, mistaking their small forms for human children.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Causing an intergalactic incident. Donald Trump threatened by the Aliens response has made a freedom pact with The Borg.

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