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[–] 56 points 8 months ago (10 children)

We should agree right now to make the day of his death a national holiday.

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  • [–] 28 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    Nahh thats too much, let the bastard be forgotten. Seems a more fitting punishment for a narcissist

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    He won't be forgotten by his followers. If ignored they would erect their own statues like they did for Confederate generals.

    The only way to combat it would be to require statues in every town that says, "Trump raped children."

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  • [–] [S] 38 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    There will be worldwide celebrations the likes of which haven't been seen since the end of the 2nd World War.

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    When he dies nothing will change. The system that birthed him will still be here.

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  • [–] 29 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    MAGA is cult of personality, and when he assumes room temperature, who's left for them to impress? They loved ONLY him, and they despise literally EVERYBODY else. The knives will come out, and the backstabbing will begin. It will be glorious.

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  • [–] 31 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    The MAGA movement may end, but American fascism will continue in another form. The contradictions of capitalism will continue on.

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  • [–] 15 points 8 months ago* (1 child)

    Probably, but I'm still gonna get hammered and set something on fire. Nothing will keep me from expressing my joy on that glorious day, even if it is temporary. Besides, isn't all joy temporary?

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago

    Agreed. AOC said this really well a few years back. I don't remember her exact phrasing, but she said something like, "He can stay, or he can go. But either way, the conditions that led to this situation remain."

    That's one time I wish she was wrong, but she's not. Once they find another figurehead...

    And let's face it, there's about a 75% chance that the next Democrat, assuming there is one, pardons everyone in the name of harmony or something.

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  • [–] 20 points 8 months ago (10 children)

    When he dies, he will no longer be in the way of changing that system.

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  • [–] 31 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Yeah but all those other people are still in the way. Every CEO and every billionaire will have to die the same day.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    Except for the millions who voted for him. He was a placeholder for their values.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    We outnumber them by a LOT. They will shut up and crawl back under their slimey rocks. Or else.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Or else what? Genuinely asking you.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    When we crush MAGA, and purge them from our government and our society, those who still sympathize with MAGA will learn to hide their sick predilections, or they will be ostracized like the pedophiles they are.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 child)

    This is just rhetoric. Unless we all are willing to commit aggressive action, to include overtly armed protests and bringing the justice to punish the people we seek ourselves, this shit won't happen.

    All we have been doing that I've seen personally is people waving signs and recording from the sidelines as people get their shit kicked in.

    The few times people fought back, they were executed by ICE because they were alone while no one else helped.

    All you are saying is that we will continue to waggle our fingers and hope cops take our side instead of them being the racists and bigots that they all have been for centuries in the country.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    We have been relatively successful in keeping organizations like the KKK and the Nazi Party fairly well suppressed, mostly by hostile public opinion than anything else. In a nation with Free Speech, that's about as good as it gets. MAGA should join them as another socially unacceptable organization.

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  • [–] 28 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    I’m shooting off fireworks when it happens

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  • [–] 27 points 8 months ago (6 children)

    A man walks past a news stand every day but never buys a paper. When asked, he says he's looking for an obituary.
    When told that obituaries aren't on the front page,

    "The one I'm looking for will be."

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  • [–] 18 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    You know shit's bad when Americans start telling old Soviet jokes.

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  • [–] 26 points 8 months ago (4 children)

    Remember that he is but a symptom of a bigger problem that will still remain.

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  • [–] 17 points 8 months ago

    No. It will become a national holiday. Introverts will leave their solitude to participate.

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  • [–] 16 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Someone start making Trump Died LOL shirts and hats now and cash in when it happens

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  • [–] 16 points 8 months ago

    If you make an arrangement with your beer vender, they will let you put money down on a keg so you don't have to wait in line when the day comes. You don't want to be caught without libations for your BBQ just because you didn't plan ahead.

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  • [–] 15 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I've been saving money since 2016 to throw a gigantic bash on that day. I also save 3 vacation days each year just in case he kicks the fucking bucket during the week. I think about it often.

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  • [–] 15 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    I have been a musician for decades I am setting up my sound system on my front lawn and I will be throwing a block party to celebrate his death.

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  • [–] 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Play Ding Dong The Witch is Dead and No One Mourns the Wicked

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  • [–] 14 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    I love how everyone thought of the same person after seeing this post

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  • [–] 13 points 8 months ago

    When the righteous prosper, the city rejoices; when the wicked perish, there are shouts of joy.

    Proverbs 11:10

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    I have a 2g blunt that I plan to smoke when he dies

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  • [–] 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    The only thing that could convince me to go to that country again would be to drop a deuce on his grave

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  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago

    Why on earth would anyone be respectful to people like Trump and Stephen Miller when they die and their souls are dragged to hell?

    For many many decades (maybe since ever) fascists and conservatives were never respectful and many would just go 'good riddence' when they see a progressive pass away. Fuck em'. Also fuck the guys who claim 'there will be retaliation'. It is like when bullies and the adults who support them don't want victims fighting back or standing up to them will somehow only escalate the violence, or in my case they would make me look like the asshole and basically say 'how would you like it if they did that to you?' When they have been doing it to me countless times before I decided to talk back.

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  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago (7 children)

    If this refers to the orange Russian cum rag, then my first action upon hearing of his demise will be to walk into the nearest pub and buy everyone a round.

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    It's hard to keep track of all the countries banking him at this point.

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    I kind of feel it's a bit pedantic to say who is first or second, they're all responsible and should burn.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    Epstein and Ghisline were Mossad. The entire world has an arrest warrant for Netanyahu and Trump is having him at New Year’s Eve parties. Trump bypassed congress to GIVE Israel a new fleet of fighter jets and another 8 billion dollars in military aid since that meeting. Israel was doing security and set up the cameras at the Epstein properties. The former prime minister and head of Mossad frequently stayed at Epsteins house. There’s no doubt Epstein facilitated a backdoor channel between Russia, the United States and Israel but the evidence is overwhelming that Israel was in charge of this operation. Who OWNS 90% of our politicians ISRAEL

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  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    I will be celebrating the opening of the Donald J. Trump unisex bathroom.

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  • [–] 11 points 8 months ago

    The day it’s announced that Donny has passed away will be the 2nd Independence Day for America and most of the world. The 24hrs following his death will be very interesting to watch especially from the view of his cult members.

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  • [–] 10 points 8 months ago

    Would world wide celebration be respectful?

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Is drunker than shit on the most expensive whiskey I can find respectful?

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago

    That's a "Liberation Day" I'm dearly waiting for.

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  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago

    I got a bottle of whiskey set aside, and a friend planning a party.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    Party at my place.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    Ding dong the witch is dead

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago*

    Netanyahu and Putin too. horrible old entitled disgusting white men

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    Lol.

    I'll be in the streets banging on pots and pans and screaming "DING DONG THE PEDO IS DEAD".

    I'll take this parade down the street to the one dipshit in my neighborhood still rocking Trump trash in the front yard and just stand on the sidewalk celebrating while laughing and pointing at the house.

    Which reminds me. I need to sign that dipshit's address up for battered spouse pamphlets.

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  • I'll honk and cheer at any memorial with people around it that he's dead and thank god. Fuck these people and decorum, they weaponize it.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago

    The piss will flow down the streets from his grave.

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  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    I always think of what Splinter said to Shredder in the TMNT movie before dropping him into the dump truck when it come to him.

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    First time seeing that in decades, the fighting choreography was so bad lol. There's another clip that includes the fighting just before that, Leo gets in that position because he did a flying cartwheel flip/fall because Shredder parried his attack lol.

    Edit: ShRedder, he wasn't some unruly dog getting fur all over them (though loose fur does sound like a turtle's nightmare).

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  • [–] 5 points 8 months ago

    I have prepared bottles of rum to toast to his death once it happens.

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