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When He Dies We'll Be Told to Be Respectful (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 8 months ago by to c/politicalmemes@lemmy.ca
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[–] 27 points 8 months ago (6 children)

A man walks past a news stand every day but never buys a paper. When asked, he says he's looking for an obituary.
When told that obituaries aren't on the front page,

"The one I'm looking for will be."

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  • [–] 18 points 8 months ago (5 children)

    You know shit's bad when Americans start telling old Soviet jokes.

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  • [–] 3 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    Is that where it's from?

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