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[–] 30 points 9 months ago

"Would you do X for $Y" questions are always wild to me because the X is almost never anything that objectionable, and the Y amount is almost always enough to solve literally every problem in my life.

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  • [–] [S] 71 points 9 months ago (11 children)

    Okay, so 200 erect penises in a line, and all you have to do is lightly brush them all with the palm of your hands as you run by like you're high fiving them...

    For a million dollars.

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  • [–] 39 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    Just to be clear, how long is this line in terms of distance? It sounds like a lot of running.

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago* (1 child)

    16-18” is average width at shoulder, people don’t stand hip to hip like the other comments say

    Let’s say 18” an add 1-2” per side, so 1.5”

    200x 19.5”=3,900” or 312’

    312’ = 95 m which takes about 15-20 seconds to run if you’re lazy

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago*

    After the first couple it is just repetition.

    For million I'd be saying 'Good game' down the whole line because I'm on the other team. Hope they find a connection with someone else on the line.

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)
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    [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    Doing something for money doesn't mean you have to enjoy it. It's called a job, and I have one.

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago

    Alternatively “what would you do for your team to win the Super Bowl/Stanley Cup/World Series”

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    God this post is good 🙏🙏🙏

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