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[–] 102 points 9 months ago (5 children)

After you open the drawer to pick up the utensils, you notice the knob getting looser than before.

[ignore it for one more day]
[fix it today -2 energy -15min]

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  • [–] 48 points 9 months ago* (7 children)

    i have been exhaling through my nose for 3 minutes now, this is very funny.

    like really, wow..... like - the idea of just nothing of note happening in a visual novel....... thats good.

    not even like - going into the whole the world is awful and boring angle, but just genuinely being about completely normal people going to work, sometimes going out to some restaurant and maybe some other time reading a book-.....

    like - unrealistically normal, u kno?

    this is genuinely the funniest thing i have seen in multiple months

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  • [–] 25 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Conspicuously mundane life as a new genre of psychological thriller

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  • [–] 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Or just mundane as an isekai for people lacking such normalcy around them.

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Reverse Isekai! A battle hardened warrior wakes up to find himself in the suburbs of Columbus, Ohio. He quickly learns that the skills of an adventurer don't translate into a profession so easily here and tries to make the best of this new life.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    Hiro Protagonist, slayer of the Demon King, savior of Kvatch, rescuer of princess What's her Name.

    Depending on their fighting skills, they could have a relatively easy time as martial arts teachers (martial art = anything fighting related). Their troubles would arise from the whole "why does society work like this?"

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Back in the day of DOS and such, there were multiple ‘economic simulator’ games about the daily loop of a typical abstract worker. With the actions like ‘go to work’, ‘pay rent’, ‘go see a movie’, etc. With the management of money, hunger, and boredom, and usually with a prospect of getting a better apartment and a better-paying job. These games were very simple, but surprisingly widespread.

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  • [–] 26 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    If someone made this I bet it would do okay. Like a tiny bit viral. Not like ddlc but like a popular joke title amongst vn fans. Maybe class of 09 level

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  • [–] 26 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    [Go ahead and have another slice of cheese]

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  • [–] 17 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    [Yes please]
    takes a slice of chese and places it on the bread on my plate

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    omg I haven't had a wild smorty sighting in a while - glad you're still around 💖

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  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago (8 children)

    is the visual novel for normal people or about normal people?

    also.... why is it meaningless?

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    Who are visual novels normally for, and why is it so funny if they’re for normal people? Genuinely have no idea.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    My impression is that 99.999% of visual novels are dating simulators for teenagers. Basically the same audience as all the teenage ‘school life’/romance anime, and equally produced in bafflingly huge quantities.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago (2 children)

    I mean, there is also an entire subgenre of smutty visual novels.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago (1 child)

    I fail to see much of a difference, frankly. Perhaps only that most teenage manga/anime stop right at the boundary of smut, leaving much to the reader/viewer's imagination, or alternatively leave a lot of people blue-balled.

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

    this is hilarious.

    like wow, genuinely.

    its like salamander county but... not interesting.... which makes it incredibly funny >//v//<

    like gosh, how is this not a thing yet? this is an amazing idea!

    (highly recommend salamander county btw, u can also just watch a playthrough, thats enoguh to "experience" it. its a shorter game)

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago

    No no no, this is hilarious

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago

    I kinda like the 1990's video point and click vibe.

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  • [+] 7 points 9 months ago* (1 child)
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    [–] 36 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    This is a visual novel ABOUT normal people. I guarantee you the people who would play this are not what you'd call normal.

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  • [–] 27 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

    There are VNs that are generic life sim sandboxes where you play a normal person. They're mostly porn though.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Wait... are there's VNs that aren't porn?

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago

    Well... If you see doki doki literature club as porn, wtf??

    Less mockingly, I also appreciated tank dating simulator. It's not a porn game but makes fun of them, all the "girls" are actually historical tanks and their friends/enemies as well as features/issues are historically accurate as best as I could tell. For example the French girl/tank keeps running into people(yes literally running into them) because the French tank she is modeled after had many issues with it braking system.

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  • [–] 23 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    I think corporate uses these for training

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  • [+] 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)
  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago

    i want to disagree with you on some of this, but then again i've met some of my inlaws. they've had anxiety dreams where angels appeared to them to tell them to pay rent and that was the first time anyone mentioned it was their responsibility, explaining some evictions.

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    [–] 11 points 9 months ago

    Thats a fucking work of art

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago*

    I have a pot luck party rule, which is reiterated prior to every pot luck party, that whoever brings the potato/macaroni salad takes said salad home. This was instituted after I got stuck with three full containers of potato and three full containers of macaroni salad after a party. It all went bad in the fridge after NO ONE would take any home and no one in house eats either.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    The problem is if you make this game, people WILL roast you for your potato salad recipe. 

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  • [–] 1 point 6 months ago

    At least two streamers would still be playing this for 14 hours straight.

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