There’s a reason these assholes feel like they need bunkers.
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Bezos made that $70m from Melania back real quick
That’s a little treat for the Washington post not endorsing anybody for president for the first time ever.
EAT THE RICH
Apparently I can’t post a picture of a guillotine. Thanks mods /s
Inatimate objects are threats of violence. That's what I learned.

I wonder if ASCII art counts.
Can we still use words?
Too clean.
Cerebral bore?
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Turok 2 for you youngins' 🤪
That sound will always be seared in my memory. It is the scariest sound ever.
And yet it's end result is so satisfying. Nostalgia hitting harder than usual today, and I'm all for it.
You know, I have bloody-minded thoughts about these scumbags too, the kind of things that might earn me a visit from law enforcement if I spelled them out, but then I think about the negative impact actually doing those things would have on anyone’s psyche. Instead, we should take their money and sentence them to work on an organic farm for the rest of their lives.
Some days I have such thoughts as well, in the end I put that down to skipping over the revolutionary part: If the transition goes cleanly, sure, no need. We can adorn the former rich with gold chains a la More's Utopia. But in revolutionary times, the reactionary armies will still be in full force. In such times, the logistics behind the guillotine are much simpler than running a prison system for capitalists and their crony politicians.
Fair, I was more replying to the idea a guillotine is “too clean” which implies that some sort of torturous death is preferred. I agree that in the process of any revolution a guillotine (or a bullet) may be necessary.
I just want to get on with life and rebuilding America into something that doesn't suck. I say a bullet would do the job just fine, far as clearing out the Epstein and ICE classes go. They aren't the kind of people you want as neighbors, and honestly, would waste a lot of resources to house them in prisons for life.
Those resources should go towards universal healthcare, parental leave, and so forth.
haha actually I meant to say: the guillotine looks too clean, I'd rather see much-used, bloodied guillotines :)
Oh noes, so they went from paying almost nothing to just basically paying nothing at all?
Fuck these assholes, bring in the guillotines
I'm sorry, did the company actually pay billions in taxes, or was that before other deductions? I seriously doubt they paid that much, and did not offset it against losses in other years, as they can do retroactively for a few years too.
If not now when? 
Outraged people continue to buy things from Amazon.com!
Not me! I canceled Prime and now shop at WALMART!! sigh.
That's so fucked up. And some people will still dig in their heels about how billionaires shouldn't have to pay more taxes. Fuck this country.
People should calculate those earnings into the Melania numbers.
That's one HELL of a return on a $75 million dollar spend to bribe Pedonald. If I'm getting all the zeroes right, 7.8 billion / 75 mil is a multiple of 104. Where else are you going to get that kind of return on an investment?
Once again, more profit for the mall killer and destroyer of mom-and-pop stores.

This can only mean one thing....Melania 2 is coming to theaters by Christmas.
Wonder if this moves the needle for any of the 90 million who didn't bother to vote.
.. …..87% of $0 is probably still zero. I’m glad that these rich shits don’t have to pay taxes! Can’t wait for it to start trickling down! We’re gonna be so rich, I mean even a trickle of seventyquadzillion dollars is a fortune!
Stop using Amazon. We survived before it, we will survive without it, and they won’t without us. Win win.
Sucks, because it is admittedly convenient as hell, especially when prime actually worked well (before it was thoroughly enshittified), but its value is less than the sum of its consumption now. Cancelled it a while back and have no regrets, apart from the complication that my family insists on giving Amazon cards on the holidays no matter how many times I tell them I fucking hate Amazon and don’t use them any longer.
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