I should have my kids watch MORE Elmo lmao

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[–] 56 points 9 months ago (1 child)

Imagine being a grown adult, and a government official throwing hateful tweets at a puppet

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  • [–] 27 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    It’s literally the I fucking hate you and I hope you die meme

    That anyone takes these imbeciles seriously is just astounding to me. I got viscerally mad when I saw some Jordan Peterson books at Barnes and Noble the other night. I picked them up and hid them in a corner.

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    People who like Jordan Peterson can't read books .

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

    What in the brain rot?

    Does anyone have the links? I know some people who would hate to see this.

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    In Peterson's case it's literal brain rot.

    His health has been declining in the last 5 years and continues to get worse the last I checked.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    John Birch society still exists?? Huh TIL

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    I checked and couldn't find these posts by Peterson (and didn't bother with Tate). Granted X is confusing, so can anyone link the actual sources? I found Elmo's Tweets though: https://x.com/elmo/status/1909619518873149470

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    I absolute hate Andrew Tater Tot.

    But holy shit this quote is absolutely amazing: "May you and your Sesame Street become reduced to a pile of burning rubble. Up yours vile creature."

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago

    That's called trauma

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    [–] 201 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    Insane that these grown-ass self-proclaimed “alpha males” are beefing with a puppet.

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  • [–] 54 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Don't misrepresent the situation, Elmo is a muppet not a puppet!

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  • [–] 95 points 9 months ago

    Fragile fucks have to talk shit to an actual puppet spreading positivity because their ideology is such dog shit it can't be hyped.

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  • [–] 116 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Every time I read "He was a communist, Elmo." I can help but just laugh, it's just hilarious.

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  • [–] 41 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Yeah, MLK Jr was pretty clear about his position when he said that communism and Christianity are fundamentally incompatible. He was a socialist, which is a different thing. But let's pretend that he said socialist instead of communist... Wouldn't that make you kinda curious to know the details of what socialism is then? Because everybody says that King was a great man and helped achieve racial equality, so his ideology must not be as evil as everybody says, right?

    So if you're young and maybe not super aware of politics and civics and everything, and you see this tweet in response to a general "Happy MLK Jr Day" tweet from Elmo, you're gonna have questions and your Google results are gonna lead you to answers that reveal what a fucking clown show the John Birch society is.

    It's petty, it's factually inaccurate, and if chases young people to your opposition's ideology. Plus picking on a literal Muppet is the kind of thing a lazy writer would write to show how villainous a character is. What a disaster of a tweet, and I'm thrilled to see it.

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  • [–] 57 points 9 months ago (6 children)

    Why talk about yourself like that?

    I mean it's completely true, and you should absolutely fuck right off.

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    National firefighters distillery

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  • [–] 54 points 9 months ago

    This is what they say to Elmo in public, I can't even imagine the vile shit they send to Ms Rachel in private. What the fuck is wrong with these people.

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  • [–] 49 points 9 months ago

    Elmo dunking on losers via the cold silence of disregard. You love to see it.

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  • [–] 43 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    shouldn't andrew tate be in jail or something?

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  • [–] 25 points 9 months ago*

    He was, but then USA pressured Romania into releasing the Tate brothers and they escaped to USA. Although Romania denies they were ever pressured, the Tate brothers was accused of quite a bunch of crimes including human trafficking, so it is awfully convenient that the Romanian government just gave them up like that.

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  • [–] 40 points 9 months ago

    The kind of people that answer when Dora the explorer ask them a question

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  • [–] 25 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Only possible explanation for these responses: Elmo is the true alpha here, both Peterson and Taite were traumatized as children/teens when they came home from school one day and walked in on Elmo, fur-deep in their mum with their father huddled in the corner crying.

    This is the ONLY possible explanation for raging at a children's puppet like this.

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  • [–] 24 points 9 months ago

    Elmo: "Ask a friend how they are feeling"

    This fucking nobody: "STOP DISCRIMINATION AGAINST WHITE PEOPLE"

    What a fucking brainlet.

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  • [–] 23 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

    The two incel gurus reach such a higher plane of patheticness that they make the last one look out of place.

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    “Tell Elmo how you feel today sweetie.”

    I HATE YOU ELMO!

    “Now, please tell Elmo why you feel that way. Use your words please.”

    psychologist furiously scribbling notes

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  • [–] 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    They are such parody’s of themselves I am 60/40 on whether these are real or not.

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  • [–] 17 points 9 months ago

    Elmo is unconcerned with the foes of Elmo

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  • [–] 15 points 9 months ago

    DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ELMO THAT WAY, YOU SCUM.

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago

    They take themselves so seriously while acting like jokes

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  • [–] 10 points 9 months ago

    I didn't know the rivalry between elmo and Kermit ran so deep.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    Elmo is clearly the leader we need.

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  • The prophets and rabbis of the West. 😭

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