Insane that these grown-ass self-proclaimed “alpha males” are beefing with a puppet.

Fragile fucks have to talk shit to an actual puppet spreading positivity because their ideology is such dog shit it can't be hyped.

Every time I read "He was a communist, Elmo." I can help but just laugh, it's just hilarious.

Why talk about yourself like that?

I mean it's completely true, and you should absolutely fuck right off.

This is what they say to Elmo in public, I can't even imagine the vile shit they send to Ms Rachel in private. What the fuck is wrong with these people.

Elmo dunking on losers via the cold silence of disregard. You love to see it.

shouldn't andrew tate be in jail or something?

The kind of people that answer when Dora the explorer ask them a question

Only possible explanation for these responses: Elmo is the true alpha here, both Peterson and Taite were traumatized as children/teens when they came home from school one day and walked in on Elmo, fur-deep in their mum with their father huddled in the corner crying.

This is the ONLY possible explanation for raging at a children's puppet like this.

Elmo: "Ask a friend how they are feeling"

This fucking nobody: "STOP DISCRIMINATION AGAINST WHITE PEOPLE"

What a fucking brainlet.

The two incel gurus reach such a higher plane of patheticness that they make the last one look out of place.

Up yours, Woke Moralists

“Tell Elmo how you feel today sweetie.”

I HATE YOU ELMO!

“Now, please tell Elmo why you feel that way. Use your words please.”

psychologist furiously scribbling notes

They are such parody’s of themselves I am 60/40 on whether these are real or not.

Elmo is unconcerned with the foes of Elmo

DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ELMO THAT WAY, YOU SCUM.

They take themselves so seriously while acting like jokes

I didn't know the rivalry between elmo and Kermit ran so deep.

Elmo is clearly the leader we need.

The prophets and rabbis of the West. 😭

Imagine being a grown adult, and a government official throwing hateful tweets at a puppet

It’s literally the I fucking hate you and I hope you die meme

That anyone takes these imbeciles seriously is just astounding to me. I got viscerally mad when I saw some Jordan Peterson books at Barnes and Noble the other night. I picked them up and hid them in a corner.

What in the brain rot?

Does anyone have the links? I know some people who would hate to see this.

John Birch society still exists?? Huh TIL

I checked and couldn't find these posts by Peterson (and didn't bother with Tate). Granted X is confusing, so can anyone link the actual sources? I found Elmo's Tweets though: https://x.com/elmo/status/1909619518873149470

I absolute hate Andrew Tater Tot.

But holy shit this quote is absolutely amazing: "May you and your Sesame Street become reduced to a pile of burning rubble. Up yours vile creature."

That's called trauma