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[–] 574 points 9 months ago (9 children)

If you plow through a snowman with your car, you're an asshole. If you do it with your brand new sports car, you're a stupid asshole.

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  • [–] 145 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Same type of person would drive through a pile of leaves not thinking if there were kids in it.

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  • [–] 83 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Even if it was just a snowman, that would damage your pretty car.

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  • [–] 227 points 9 months ago (11 children)

    Unless the snowman was built in the road, the driver is at fault not the people that created the snowman.

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  • [–] 171 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    I think the fact he doesn't explicitly mention it is an admission that it wasn't built on the road.

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  • [–] 50 points 9 months ago* (4 children)

    The "if I find out who did this" does bring that into question, though. If it was in front of a house it'd be very obvious who did it.

    But given the vibes the car owner is giving off, it's more likely it was in a park or field or the sidewalk next to a road, and he thought it'd be okay to hit it because there was almost no chance of the creator catching him.

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  • [–] 107 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    If the snowman was build on the road, the driver is at fault for driving carelessly, not paying attention.
    Nobody else was hurt. Nobody else's property was damaged. There is no one to be held liable.

    This guy drove into a snowman, regardless of where it was.
    A static object that only moves in Christmas music.

    If it was a snowbank, same deal.
    If it was a parked car, same deal.
    If it was a fallen telephone/power pole, same deal.
    If it was a pile of cinderblocks that fell off the back of a truck, same deal.

    The guy either wasn't paying attention, or was being an asshole.
    Either way, driving carelessly. Asshole is at fault

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  • [–] [S] 10 points 9 months ago*

    That reminds me of the time during a huge snowstorm, we got about 3 feet of snow. Not safe for driving. But I went for a walk to my buddy's house.

    A bunch of college kids built a giant snow family in a four lane intersection of a major street. I cheered them on.

    An hour later, I went back home to check. Those kids were taking apart the snow family. There were two cops behind them, supervising them.

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  • [–] 183 points 9 months ago* (19 children)

    Even in case of a "usual" snowman, you can easily crack plastic bodyparts or dent metal ones. This is not GTA, where you just have to remember which items are breakable and which are not

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  • [–] 104 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    A large pile of uncumpressed snow can fuck up a car. Compressed snow used to make a snow man? Yeah you're smashing into basically a wall of ice.

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  • [–] 66 points 9 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 68 points 9 months ago* (12 children)

    I'm honestly wondering if he made up the cinder block to try and make this someone else's fault.

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  • [–] 34 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 child)

    Good point. Hitting cinder blocks would probably leave scratches on the bumper, no? I don't see any scratches in the photo.

    Looking at that bumper, it really looks like the work of something soft but heavy.

    Also notably absent: a picture of the cinder blocks.

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  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago (8 children)

    I can confirm that hitting large objects can sound like hitting straight concrete or cement. I hit a black bear one night when I was going about 70mph on the freeway. Would have sworn some truck lost a load of cinder blocks or something. There was at least one fur tuft on my car.

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago (7 children)

    Oh no, was the bear okay? Tell me you saw him scamper off!

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  • [–] 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    They took the body to central park (or whatever weird thing RFK did)

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Fun fact if you hit a living animal in the road it would only be covered under comprehensive insurance. If you hit something like a bear, just to use a completely random animal, because that bear had already been hit by another car (possibly as little as mere minutes before), then it's covered under collision insurance. Ask me how I know.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago (1 child)

    When you say "it," do you mean repairs to the car or to the animal? Like, if I hit a dog, I'm certainly going to get it to a vet if I can, (although the owner would probably rather take it themselves than trust my driving) is my insurance going to pick up the vet bill?

    Oh wait, we'd want more help to the dog than "slap a coat of paint on it." I better just get out my credit card.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    Not sure how a dog would be handled. Pretty sure it would fall under property, but might have some extra legalese around it. The it I was referring to in this case was the car. The bear was very unlikely to survive, but it did in fact scamper off. If you recall I said it sounded like I hit a bunch of cinder blocks. Well I got out and went back to try to see if the other driver was alright. Never saw anything in the road. The state troopers didn't see anything either. The first driver that hit it said it must have been about a 500lb black bear.

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  • [–] 137 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    Don't be an ass trying to wreck some kid's fun. Could just as well do the same if it melted and refroze a bit to turn it to ice. FAFO

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  • [–] 46 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Really. Just a small chunk of ice off a passing car or truck can do some serious damage. A whole ice/snowman? Might as well hit a tree.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    So kids, use blocks of ice inside the snowman to reinforce everything. Ice can reasonably be expected inside of snow.

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  • [–] 120 points 9 months ago (10 children)

    What would make you think driving through a snowman is a good idea to begin with? You'd have to be driving through a yard or at least jumping a curb. Take the guy's license away for reckless driving.

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  • [–] 42 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    it's a Mustang, it has to be satire

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  • [–] 26 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    I'd hope so, but reality and satire are becoming indistinguishable.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Satire can be rearranged to spell "It's Rea". We are only missing the L.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    It's the same people enjoying destroying mailboxes with their car.

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago

    Its why mailboxes destroying cars never gets old. My favorite are the ones where they know someone in the utility companies and put a whole ass telephone pole so far into the ground that only the top meter is above ground then mount a mailbox on it. You can wrap a whole snowplow around those!

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  • [–] 94 points 9 months ago (13 children)

    My cousins used to live on a street with massive trees that dropped tons of leaves every autumn. The city would have special service days where everyone rakes the leaves into big piles in the street and street sweepers would come vacuum them up.

    Hooligans liked the drive through the big piles in the middle of the night. I honestly kinda see the appeal, who could resist. Anyway, they started to doing the same thing. Piles of cinder blocks under some of them. I was staying with them one night and we heard some horrible carnage, came out to find some sedan high centered on a pile of cinder blocks with the bumper hanging off.

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  • [–] 27 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    There was a news story some years back about a little girl who was killed when her father did this. She was playing in a pile of leaves and her dad was unaware of that. He drove through the pile of leaves and ... yeah, that was that. :(

    Trying to find the original news story, I'm finding multiple instances of this sort of thing happening. Which is even more heartbreaking.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (7 children)

    If someone died, that would be murder charges. Putting cinder blocks in the street under leaves is a boobytrap and those are usually illegal. What if it was an ambulance coming to pick up someone up next door? Or someone swerving to miss a cat?

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  • [+] -11 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    Get off your high horse Karen

    It would be manslaughter for the stupid driver driving into something obscured that they can't know is safe, at speed.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    I'm not judging. I'm just telling you guys what would happen. So you probably don't want to try this at home.

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  • [–] -2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    But you're wrong Karen. What if a kid was playing in the leaves and they drove over them? The driver is at fault.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I urge you to talk to a lawyer before you try this stunt.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago*

    Tbf they'll do neither, they just want to be angry and feel self righteous for a minute. They've probably forgotten about this convo already (or will soon). Sad really, I always assume things aren't right at home for them, like playground bullies.

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  • [–] 79 points 9 months ago (4 children)
  • [–] 55 points 9 months ago (11 children)

    I'd be surprised if there were any legal consequences for something like this. It's not a "booby trap" in the traditional sense where it poses a danger to legitimate visitors or emergency responders entering a property. It is a solid structure inside another (seemingly less solid) structure. You should already not be trying to ram into it. It poses zero risk to anyone that doesn't already intent to maliciously destroy the apparently less solid structure.

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  • [–] 19 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    we have issues in the UK with something like this. if you pay road tax you can park anywhere that isn't parking controlled, including outside peoples houses (so long as you're not restricting their access to the highway). some homeowners started putting traffic cones out to "reserve" the spot outside their homes (you cant legally do this btw).

    People would just push them out of the way with their cars so homeowners started filling them with concrete.

    Putting one of those in the road absolutely can and does get you in trouble

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Doesn't it depend where the obstacle is, though? I'm assuming these are cars parking on the road, or at least a shoulder or driveway. If the cars are pulling up onto a front lawn and parking under the kitchen window of a house, that's entirely different. I'm pretty sure filling a traffic cone with concrete and placing it in a path a car is expected to drive on is going to get you in trouble anywhere. I doubt building a snowman with a stump or concrete core in the middle of a lawn on private property would get you in trouble in most places.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago (2 children)

    It would be illegal for others to park if it was actually on the property people want to own the public road next to their property

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    The post itself is just clickbait, but legal consequences are not all that clear. It's honestly mostly about intent.

    Here's a case where a guy's mailbox kept getting run over so he rebuilt it with a railroad tie and an 8" pipe burried 3 ft in the ground packed with concrete, and the guy who smashed it destroyed his car and paralyzed himself. https://www.courtnewsohio.gov/cases/2021/SCO/1124/201057.asp#.YaUu6xZOnDs

    It went all the way to the Ohio Supreme Court where they found with a lack of intent to harm, the owners were not at fault, but that's a near miss. He said he filled the 8" post with dry concrete mix so if it rained it might 'firm up' which is sus and then buried it 36" in the ground testifying he was confident it would 'lay over' if struck. I'm not saying he wasn't morally in the right, but there's no way those to statements were factual accounts of how that went down. of course, the driver seeing an 8" post under a mailbox would have been equally insane trying to run through it. I'm thinking with a different set of lawyers, intent wouldn't have been all that hard to prove.

    Also, could you imagine needing to employ a lawyer through several court cases, an appeal, and ultimately state supreme court hearings to keep from being responsible.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    could you imagine needing to employ a lawyer through several court cases, an appeal, and ultimately state supreme court hearings to keep from being responsible.

    The β€œI would sue”/β€œyou should sue!” crowd isn’t listening!

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago (2 children)

    It couldn't have been considered a booby trap, legally speaking, because it was a mailbox and was harmless for normal operation and traffic. It could only harm someone vandalizing the mailbox, so that's why intent came in.

    If it was truly a trap, intent wouldn't have mattered. You are always liable for damages from a booby trap. That's why you set them up so they can't cause damage.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago (1 child)

    It couldn’t have been considered a booby trap, legally speaking, because it was a mailbox and was harmless for normal operation and traffic. I

    But it kinda was a booby trap. Guy was tired of his mailbox getting smashed, concrete, 8" steel pipe, railroad tie head, I don't think he was going to killing the guy or even hurting, but it had happened many times and he knew it was a matter of time before it happened again.

    They driver was clearly in the wrong. the box owner imo clearly had intent.

    don't get me wrong, i'm not mad it went down that way, fucking driver was a dickhead and playing stupid games, I would rather the mailbox just destroy the truck and taught him a lesson.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    The definition of booby trap requires it to be harmful to anyone who interacts with it, even innocently. Since it was only harmful to someone intending to knock it over by driving into it or who loses control of their vehicle, you need to determine intent to harm.

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  • [–] 107 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    The guy's page is full of trolling and rage bait. It's not serious

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  • [–] 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    It still appeared serious enough to be upvoted by 700 people. I guess this speaks more on how the sanity of linkedin users is perceived than it speaks on the validity of the situation. And yeh, linkedin users are a bit fucked in the head.

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I mean, it's the internet, it's like a 70/30 chance of it being someone who's really that entitled and stupid or just being troll bullshit

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