Is that how the three seashells work?😐

Ohhh, THAT type of shell.

I respect the man for not lying about it, at least.

A similar story from 2021: https://www.businessinsider.com/uk-man-wwii-shell-lodged-in-rectum-bomb-squad-called-2021-12

This is not how anyone ever wants to show up on the news, let alone internationally

Clam Lives Matter?

Everyone that said they "dropped a bomb in the toilet" is just a poser. This guy is the real deal.

He probably thought he had nothing Toulouse trying that 

Rectum, hell it killed 'em!

Was reading about this on local news yesterday and it's already here?! Poor lad... Even with our stringent laws regarding patient confidentiality, it's gonna be hard to live it down.

“I slipped in the shower and fell on it.”

Wow he must have felt quite BASHful getting that procedure done

My guy is definitely shellshocked after this.

Why would they use a shell in his rectum instead of a colonoscope?

Damn you were fast, I was about to post about this!

Why do I know this?

This isn’t even the first time someone went to the hospital with an explosive round stuck in their asshole.

Here I was ready with a 1000 mollusk jokes, but I'll clam up as it's not that type of shell.

His gas has to be deadly, did he bomb the toilet before going to the hospital? At least he's OK and the doctors now have Somme more war stories to tell about this guy.

Situation was a bit HEATed, I would venture...