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App for Quitting Porn Leaked Users' Masturbation Habits (www.404media.co)
submitted 9 months ago by to c/technology@beehaw.org
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[+] 38 points 9 months ago (12 children)
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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago (7 children)

    Think of the metrics! distribution by hour, day of week, month, times per day/ week/ month, holidays, workday, weekends, etc etc.

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  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    The app:

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Think of the leaderboards!

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    The top 3 or 4 people would obviously be hackers with their score being 32 hours in a single day.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    The trick is to log all your activities separately. One 8-hour session can net you 8 hours of wank, 8 of nipple play, and 8 of anal play. I learned that trick from a consultant in '98, but he just did it with customer hours.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    This male loneliness epidemic could get very competitive. Doctors around the country reporting genital friction burn with patients saying they’re shooting for the moon in the Competitive Coomers Leagues.

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    • [–] 30 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Maybe... we have too many apps now.

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    • [–] 10 points 9 months ago

    That's one way to get users to quit porn, I guess.

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    [–] 10 points 9 months ago

    It must have been vital for the operation of the app to keep this data on a server somewhere

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    [–] 4 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    This is obviously why you should definitely upload your ID for porn sites as all the governments want. /s

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