scrubbles comments on App for Quitting Porn Leaked Users' Masturbation Habits

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[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 6 points 9 months ago (7 children)

Think of the metrics! distribution by hour, day of week, month, times per day/ week/ month, holidays, workday, weekends, etc etc.

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[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 14 points 9 months ago (5 children)

The app:

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[–] Cricket@lemmy.zip 13 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

[Stonks! meme but it reads Spunks! instead]

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[–] scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech 8 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Think of the leaderboards!

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 9 months ago (1 child)

The top 3 or 4 people would obviously be hackers with their score being 32 hours in a single day.

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[–] MagicShel@lemmy.zip 4 points 9 months ago

The trick is to log all your activities separately. One 8-hour session can net you 8 hours of wank, 8 of nipple play, and 8 of anal play. I learned that trick from a consultant in '98, but he just did it with customer hours.

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[–] joelfromaus@aussie.zone 4 points 9 months ago

This male loneliness epidemic could get very competitive. Doctors around the country reporting genital friction burn with patients saying they’re shooting for the moon in the Competitive Coomers Leagues.