Reply with: “I hope this message finds you before I do.”

I hope this message finds you well.

My favorite bird is a Cassowary, one of the few birds that could likely kill you if it wanted to.

Nuthatch. Just a happy little bird.

Junco. Comes around to keep me company when the others go south.

Two favorite birds come to mind!

I think pigeons are really neat. When I lived in denser cities I loved seeing the different patterns and colors. White with black speckles (I think of them as “cookies and cream”) are my favorite.

My other favorite is the nuthatch! They’re so cute. They hop down tree trunks and are really fun to watch! They make little peeping noises as they go, too. They’re super cute.

I have many favorite birds it turns out. Tufted titmice, dark eyed juncos… female cardinals are so beautiful too! I love birds.

Also, recruiters are seriously the worst!

Hi OP,

I hope this message finds you well,

This sounds horrible to experience,

Best of luck,

Me

Quetzal! I learned about it from my Guatemalan Spanish tutor once. Beautiful green bird

Raven, Just always liked them. Ever since I was little I'd imitate their caws and clicks. They seemed intrigued and often followed me around.

Always loved hummingbirds, bluebirds, woodpeckers and all raptors. Ravens seemed to like me back.

In my previous job I used that to greet my boss because they were an absolute piece of shit.

Reply: "I hope you find this message in a well, preferably at the bottom of it, cuz your're tapped there, beeiatch¹"

¹its somehow funnier than "bitch" lol

For some odd reason this makes me think of the movie Office Space:

Peter: Let me ask you something. When you come in on a Monday does anyone ever say to you, “Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays”.

Lawrence: No. No, Man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked saying something like that.