Very likely that this is Oklahoma’s future Governor, btw.

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[–] 115 points 9 months ago (7 children)

My maxim of "Never trust anyone wearing a cowboy hat that's not actively riding a horse" still holds true.

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  • [–] [S] 57 points 9 months ago* (2 children)

    The rat fuckers really love the cowboy aesthetic. But you’ll never see mud on those boots.

    He’s also famous for trying to pass a bill to make schools call animal control on “furries,” and attempting to legalize cockfighting.

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  • [–] 38 points 9 months ago

    “There’s absolutely no way it can do that,” he said. “These are people who know nothing about science, who know nothing about medicine, that are trying to provide medical laws that make no (sense.)”

    "Preach, Brother!" - IT profesionals everywhere

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  • [–] 31 points 9 months ago

    He does realize they screen for his constituents’ virulent hepatitis, right?

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  • [–] 25 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    “medical professionals said it’s not reasonable to require blood banks to accurately screen donors for vaccination status. Scientifically, there’s no way to tell the difference between the antibodies of people who have been sick with COVID and those who have been vaccinated against it, one doctor said.”

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  • [–] 16 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Scientifically, there’s no way to tell the difference between the antibodies of people who have been sick with COVID and those who have been vaccinated against it, one doctor said.

    How about I run the blood bank. Sounds like free money. Hell yeah I'd charge.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 months ago

    I have a machine that I can sell you that will tell you whether it thinks someone has normal antibodies or the vaccine antibodies. Only costs $200 (When you sign up for $15k monthly calibration for a base period of 3 years)

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  • [–] 14 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    So ... he wants blood donated by inbred morons who make stupid decisions heedless of scientific evidence? Hurr! Yeah! Pyurblud! Pyurblud!!!

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Did a virus come up with this?

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  • [–] 7 points 9 months ago*

    Yes. The virus is called "conservatism".

    Unfortunately, the primary vaccine against conservatism requires near-daily doses for about 14 years, and the virus has gotten control of the purse strings over the "basic secondary education" vaccine development program.

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  • [–] 12 points 9 months ago

    Well you can see he’s a mental giant.

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Very likely that this is Oklahoma’s future Governor, btw.

    The election is this November and I have literally never heard of this asshole. He also doesn’t appear to have announced a run. At this point I kinda doubt he will be the next governor. My money is on Drummond, the current attorney general who has announced a run.

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  • [–] [S] 7 points 9 months ago

    I guess he just declared for lieutenant governor, not the main governor. I follow him a bit because he’s unfortunately attracted the people who are angry about our shitshow of a child welfare system.

    Drummond will probably win, which is goddamn frustrating because he presents himself as a “moderate” when he’s just as raving of a lunatic as the rest of them. (Refusing to press charges on the cop who beat the shit out of that Vietnamese man, not doing shit about Walters…)

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    Severely limiting your donor pool for a critical resource sounds like a profitable venture. What hospital would want that blood? Surely the big banks would beat them on cost alone because of volume.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    Justin Humphrey should be removed from office.

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Hey.. if the MAGA all want to be susceptible to horrible diseases and go extinct who's to stop them? Just keep me far the fuck away from them till they are extinct.

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    So actually, the best way to get these fuckers would be to donate blood as a cancer, hepatits or HIV sufferer. You’d have to lie during your interview, but they lie all the time anyway so no harm, no foul.

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago

    Just use holy water and turn it into blood?

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  • [–] -3 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    I don't understand. Are you guys seriously defending the vax or am i just not smart enough to get the humor?

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