The rat fuckers really love the cowboy aesthetic. But you’ll never see mud on those boots.

He’s also famous for trying to pass a bill to make schools call animal control on “furries,” and attempting to legalize cockfighting.

They're all hat and no cattle.

Probably drives a giant pickup truck that is spotless and has nothing in the truck bed all the time.

Hey, the Ghoul is pretty- well. Also fictional. Still works I guess???

I feel like I need a book of proverbs like this.