Gotta have that hot Brazilian wax

Thats not true. They've got a guy named Ronnie. Hes a big Jamaican dude, and every time I try, he yells what cha doin, Mon? Then hits the big red button, stopping the shower, he drags me out of there shaking his head and clicking his tongue.

Yeah, I've heard it's not best for one's outer coating, it might get flaky at times

You're not wrong with the increased surface area, maybe even lowballing it lol

Some people are also just cursed. I had manager get mad at me once when i worked fast food for how many paper towels it took to actually dry my hands, my skin just clings to water like crazy

Yeah, most towels are unnecessarily big, for the amount of moisture they're required to absorb. I simply folded the towel in half (as wash cloths are double too), which fitted 4x5 of them haha.

Showering longer and hotter heats the room ;)

I can't. I ran out of wash cloths

Interesting. If my hair is short, and I wipe most water off my body, maybe I could manage that too. I do like how the conversation is gradually shifting to drying efficiency haha

What is this "sanity" you speak of?