This is fake/satire or something else fictional. It got me.

So they didn't look at the contents of the discs? I didn't read a single paragraph confirming the contents match the labels. I wouldn't be so sure that Windows 95 is on the discs.

I was so confused. I couldn't find the story anywhere else. Then I couldn't find the publication or the writer. Then I read the community info. What's the Viral Magazine equivalent of "ate the onion?"

This was actually an unfortunate time travel accident, the truck was from the future, carrying a cargo of Microsoft Windows 2095.

(The OS is actually just a giant pulsating copilot logo that charges you by the minute to look at it while your brain slowly liquifies)

This is fake, and this account has created this community of literally-fake news. The way this is being posted without context makes this definitionally misinformation at best, and disinformation at worst. Check this community's sidebar.

To anyone who is reading this, adjust your blocklists or user tags accordingly.

To the OP: you need to put this somewhere in your posts, and not just the sidebar of your community. Many people come here from a feed. So, here I am, doing it for you, since you can't be bothered

Did they check to see if the disks actually had Windows 95 on them?

What if they actually were hiding drugs?

Stealing this for my Monster of the Week campaign, but I'm not sure if I should change it to Windows 11 or Windows ME so the players will know they're cursed CDs for the adventure hook.

Damn...I haven't been this conflicted about a community since Freeze Peach Patriots. Good job(?), watching with interest.

Were they for the GameCube? /s

I kinda want one. Would make for a cool coaster.

federal agencies have been notified.

This phrase has a different meaning for me than it used to.

Image is AI generated. The 'Chinese' characters aren't.

Downvote for fake bs wasting everyone's time

Fake. The discs appear to have the same proportions as regular CDs, so the spindle hole is too small.

outside Hughes County.

So it was in another county. (I am unaware of any land within the USA that is not part of a country, or a county with another name.)