Well... Now that this has come to light, surely the law will be followed and the will be consequences!
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It's absolutely the best time to be a grifter.
Say a few magic words like "Daddy is coming." And "That'll trigger the libs". Wear a MAGA hat. Go on social media to create pure outrage porn like, "Look at how we used to live before OBAMA."
Then sell expired aspirin for 10x the price and buy a farm.
80K? That's, what, a party favor's worth of bribes? Most members of this administration wouldn't even get out of bed for such a paltry sum.
The fact that all of our freedoms and rights were for sale is bad enough, but if you see the absolute bottom prices that were paid, it's a hundred times worse still.
Didn't we recently find out from some leaks or disclosures that you can essentially buy some politicians for as low as $10K? I can't remember the source right now
Yes, but you need access to get them for such a price. You can’t just walk in off the street with $10k and buy one afaik.
Of course not. There are rules. You have to be a white male, for example.
Or, a russian female. Also good.
To: congress@america.gov
From: fartographer@lemmy.world
Subject: SELL YOUR PLATFORM TO ME
Body: I've got $10K for the first person willing to accept and adopt my ideas.
Sincerely,
Poor Daddy
Revoke her citizenship, I guess?
Deport her (no due process, amirite)
Kidnapping is for everyone, now, boys.
Republican is corrupt
Gash! Really? What? No way! How could that have happened? What will they do now?
Puppy Killers R Us is a new nonprofit that is raising funds to increase our coverage and offer superior puppy killing services.
/s
This lady's a straight up dumb ass.
How soon could one expect the g3stapo to storm one's front door if one posted her home address for all her "constituents" to see?
But I mean, it is publicly available info, quite easy to find if you look in the right places... Plus she probably already has full-time staff sorting through all those shipments of syringes packed with puppy poop she must get... Probably.
Only asking for a friend.
In civilized countries, this kind of corruption sinks politicians.
For a Trump admin position, though, this goes at the top of your CV.
In what experts described as a highly unusual arrangement
Oh, that's what we're calling blatantly illegal actions now.
I don't blame her. All of those costume changes must cost the big bucks. /s
So, did she get a white house position yet?


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