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[–] 101 points 10 months ago (14 children)
  • [–] 33 points 10 months ago (8 children)

    Maybe I should look into becoming a catboy... How far they want me to go is the question? Cause I'm not wearing a collar.

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  • [–] 31 points 10 months ago (3 children)
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    What does the real one say? What did Alex take? Paint swatches? Condoms from planned parenthood? Food from a Sihk temple?

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  • [–] 65 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    hiiii I’m already house trained

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  • [–] 49 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    I’m house trained and I would never puke on a rug. Please adopt me.

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  • [–] 41 points 10 months ago

    I have an American. They're a lot more work than other breeds. Not something to rush into.

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  • [–] 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

    Reminds me of this comic. Contract kink. by brynkiwi on tumblr

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  • [–] 27 points 10 months ago

    I have been literally struggling to survive in Europe with this exact strategy. I just meow at strangers until one pets and feeds me

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  • [–] 26 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    is absolutely true, will nya for freedom. I have my own ears and collar and paws

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago*

    Uh oh... (I'm in danger!)

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  • [–] 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Anyone need a middle aged cis guy with a dad bod? I can bring my Maltipoo

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  • [–] 14 points 10 months ago* (5 children)

    What the fuck did I stumble upon.

    EDIT: Also, can I be a cow?

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    Cows are awesome. They are literally an inspiration to me

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Too bad I can't see your PF for some reason. I get the feeling you are the cow person.

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    [–] 13 points 10 months ago

    You onboard via the Trans Canada Highway.

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago

    adopt-an-American please

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago

    They all want a green card dom

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago

    Second Underground Railroad

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago

    fun fact: this works with many other countries, not just the USA

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    Please take me 😭

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    I am soft kitty and I can cuddle all day :3

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago

    What can i say except, mrrrp!

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    I can woodwork

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    Please 🥺

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