I’m guessing some Argentines would be mad at Brazil being declared “Soccer Mexico”
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All these Mexicos and he gets pissy about no one wanting to call it the "gulf of 'murica" 🙄
Canada can be hockey Mexico?
for anyone wondering if this actually happened, it did. (in 2019)
I was just thinking posters should include the dates for the Trump posts.
And given the age of absurdity and stupidity we live in, they should also include a "certified not fake and not satire".
Back when Drinky Pete was just an alcoholic fascist stooge and not Secretary of 🙄 “War” . . and also an alcoholic fascist stooge.
This is still far too generous - it assumes that they:
- Know where the Falklands are (and they they are British)
- Know where Brazil is
- Know where actual Mexico is
- Can spell "archipelago"
- Wouldn't call Chile "helicopter Mexico"
“Archipelago” is kind of a big word for their typical viewer, huh?
Arch-i-pelago.
Isn’t that the doorway into Mar-a-lago?
The best part of this was how none of the "three Mexican countries" were Mexico.
I laughed when I saw "Soccer Mexico".
It's called football. Let's do the math.
Foot + ball = football
Rugby + kicking = footrugby.
Don't @ me.
Soccer is a British shortening of 'association football.' Aka association rules football.
In the 1860-90s, one of several competing games / variants of the same gsme all called football including rugby, then called rugby football (rugby being the name of the town/ school that game was popularized in)
American and canadian football are variants off of this version of 'rugby football,' Eventually dropping the name rugby (as they no longer had much association to that locale) british rugby, and its other variants, eventually dropped the football from their name.
Technically though, for the game we generally think of as football, association rules football, (which again, soccer is just a shortening of) is the proper name. For instance, If you look up fifa, their name is Fédération Internationale de Football Association literally the international association football federation.
And there are still other similar games that use football in the term, including american/ gridiron, Australian rules/ footy, and Gaelic football
Just calling it football is technically using a term for all of those sports. Association football, or 'soccer' is the actual sport and rules we all mean.
Last time I checked Argentina was wold cup champion and Brazil got humiliated by Germany 7:1. So it's Soccer Mexico and Samba Mexico.
Poor brazil. They have gone up against germany since then, and definitely cleared away the poor results from that one match.
Don't these scores just mean that one country had better luck in the international player trafficking market that year?
The US education system has been hollowed out for decades now with the single goal of being able to put fascists into power. Only with a dumb population can you pull off such horrendous shit and still get away with a dumb excuse
The good thing about this is that there is so much incompetence going around that these fuckers will eventually break their new system by themselves.
To make a trump like expression that is actually true; The US economy is already a bubble the size like nobody has seen before. I for one can't wait for that economy to pop, maybe then Americans can be bothered to do something about trump
Referring to the Mexican states?
I LOLed at "Soccer Mexico"
It's funny how Brazil is just ingrained in my subconsciousness as "The Soccer Country" along with like Spain I think
It's hard for racists to differentiate people with brown skin. They just all come from Brownskinistan.
I’d go with Tex-Mexico myself
Can anyone pick out what Ecuador is in this map? The compression is keeping me from deciphering it. The rest are pretty funny.
I think it's MS13...
Looks like "72$83 Mexico"
..is Uruguay marked "worst Mexico" or "West Mexico"?
I kinda doubt that EITHER is true, given that it's located to the East of Argentina and probably is MUCH better than those Paraguayan bastards!
Maybe they are the worst at being Mexico
West Mexico which is funny because it's like the second most eastern Mexico here
I found a slightly higher res version; it's west 🙄
Canada: Ice Mexico
As a Latin American I find this deeply offensive and would like to clarify to people that when you talk like that... you make a woman go mad... So be wise (Sí!) and keep on (Sí!) Reading the signs of my body.
¡Viva México!
Whoever made this picture doesn't know about Fishing Mexico, and I'm disappointed by that.

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