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Together they can make the combined-arms-gulls.

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[–] 1 point 1 year ago

Seagulls aren't a thing. Just gulls.

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  • [–] 49 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    I think a "landgull" would just be a pigeon

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  • [–] 44 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Nah, that's an airgull. A landgull would be a chicken.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    Nah, that's a farmgull. A landfill would be an ostrich

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    No that's where garbage goes, landgull would be a peacock

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    No, that'd be a fancygull. A landgull would be a rat.

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  • [–] 41 points 1 year ago

    In light of the above, then, I hereby propose that squirrels get renamed to "treegulls."

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  • [–] 25 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    It's all fun and games until the firegull nation attacks.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Wrong.

    Seagulls imply the existence of Rivergulls, Lakegulls, Mountiangulls, Desertgulls, Forestgulls, Plaingulls, Valleygulls, Hillgulls, etc.

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  • No no no, you're all wrong. It goes Agles, Beagles, Seagulls, Deegles, Eagles, etc. We've proven the existence of 3 of these species already, but the search continues for these other mysterious creatures the certainly must exist. In this TED Talk, I will...

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago (4 children)

    If there are armadillos, where are the legadillos?

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    I've seen many seagulls in my life.

    But I've never seen any of the others.

    And that's terrifying. Stay vigilant.

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    I used to study animal management and there was a lecturer who wrote his uni thesis on "seagulls" and any time he heard someone call them seagulls he'd shout down the hallway "They're herring gulls!"

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago

    Seagulls are not just herring gulls though. The term is used for any gulls people see near the sea. In the UK that's herring, great black backed & and lesser black backed, black headed, common, and kittiwakes.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    A birdwatching friend of mine has decided that if he ever discovers a new species, he's naming it "seagull" regardless of where he finds it or what it looks like just to piss off all the ornithologists.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago

    Reminds me of a John Hodgman bit - we have ice hockey, field hockey, and air hockey, implying the existence of fire hockey.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago

    If seagulls fly over the sea, then what flies over the bay?

    Bagels.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    Long ago, the four gulls lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the fire gulls attacked...

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    We have Baygulls. They are tasty with cream cheese.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago

    I live in Colorado and there are gulls here, we are far from the sea.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago*

    Water-Gull. Earth-Gull. Fire-Gull. Air-Gull. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire-Gull Nation attacked.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Most of what we consider "seagulls" dont actually go out to sea. It's all lies.

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    [–] 4 points 1 year ago* (5 children)

    You have to go pretty far back (to proto-Celtic, it looks like) to find a linguistic ancestor for the word "gull" that doesn't just mean "that specific bird."

    But in proto-Celtic, it looks like "weilanna" probably meant "wailer." As in, "one who wails," though we don't know exactly what the suffix "-anna" means. A similar word in that language would've been "wailos," which even though it sounds similar seems to have been unrelated to our modern term "wolf," as it comes from a different proto-indo-european root.

    Anyway, the word "gull" does refer to the sounds that it makes more than anything else. So in figuring out what a landgull, airgull, and firegull might be, we need to find something noisy. Or just something annoying, given the derisive connotation of "wail."

    Edit: This is, of course, assuming that we're looking for different existing types of animals to be these creatures, rather than just (for instance) creating new, elemental forms of gulls; or "reskinning" seagulls with different elements; or inventing all-new animals to fill those roles.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Wailos or wailer is wolf, is that because they “wail” (howl?) Or is that just a coincidence?

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    Sorry for being unclear--proto-Celtic calls wolves "wailos" for the same reason as they call gulls "weilanna," because of the noise, yes. The coincidence is that the modern word "wolf" sounds like the proto-Celtic word "wailos."

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Water. Earth. Fire. Air. My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when the Avatar kept balance between the Seagulls, Landgulls, Firegulls, and Airgulls. But that all changed when the Firegulls attacked.

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  • Captain Planet Gull: "Give me those chips and I'll poop on you!"

    You: "... don't you mean 'or' you will poop on me, not 'and'?"

    Captain Planet Gull: ...

    You: ...

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    It's Called seagull

    It flies

    With that logic, firegull are penguins.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    Don't forget bay-gulls. They love fish, especially smoked salmon

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Don't forget THA GOOD SHIP MERRY GULL!

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Surely they’re airgulls as they don’t live in the sea?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    I love baygulls.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    JONATHAN LIVINGSTON SEAGULL!!!!!

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    That's if it's specifying aquatic vs other elemental gulls. Perhaps it's specifying what type of body of water it's from instead. That'd imply oceangulls, rivergulls, bagels, pondgulls, lakegulls, etc

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  • Dumpster chickens

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Some live by the bay. They're baygulls.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    I prefer earthgulls.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Or at the very least a rivergull

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  • Don't forget heartgulls. Everyone always forgets heart.

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    I never knew that. I thought it went from beagle to seagull and then on to eagle…

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    I’ve said the same about Ground Turkey for years.

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