Short and missing the end?

Rofl... I'm a patient person and even I don't have the patience for that

Edit: I take it back, as @schmidtgenetics suggested, I tried it in my current book, that was annoyingly closing itself all the time, at around 10 pages a go, and it does work really really well, and only toook 1 or 2 minutes.

So, thanks for the tip, I'll be doing this going forward!

But he's paralyzed... On the inside he's screaming "please heal me!"

Who lets a carrot grow for 13 years?!

I wish every second person was wearing a black t-shirt

Ah he could always gift you Up, instead.

I could be wrong, but I think OP wants to connect from his terminal to avoid suspicion

I grew up playing a mud called discworldmud, it's an entire multiplayer world that's still really active and entirely text based and entirely free. You should check that out. Plus Tintin++ to connect from your terminal ;)

And your! It keeps giving, haha

And midst!

Though I read that study was skewed by the average age of people that can afford to live near a golf course. They didn't compare like for like in terms of health (as I recall anyway, open to correction!)

I feel like frame 3 should be clean shaven and frame 4 captioned "everything, right?"