a quarter war stopped, lol

"Trump says" Welp, I'm done reading.

The guy who just committed an act of war against a foreign government, is threatening to violently seize land from another one, and put armed thugs in the streets of his own country who murdered a woman in cold blood a mere two days ago wants a Nobel Peace Prize.

That's the joke.

Brother you just became a war criminal by starting a war. Nows not the time.

If he would flood weapons into Ukraine and force Russia to retreat, I would give his words some thought.

But all I see is him hanging allies out to dry and starting/threatening new conflicts.

So he wants a participation trophy.

I'd nominate him for one if he resigns.

The Nobel Committee:

I am so tired of this timeline, evrything is just so stupid and shitty

Fucking asshole, Hitler more likely to receive noble peace prizes than this piece of shit

I can't even begin to understand the severity of his personality disorder to be able to say something so absurd and disingenuous in public and completely without shame. The fucking gall, at a time like this, with his recent actions and rhetoric. I'm speechless.

DEI Nobel prize

He meant the quarter pounder he finished

Did he mean to say "start" and it came out as solved?

Mass murders, mass kidnappings, domestic and foreign terrorism, invasions, and threatened invasions are so brave and peaceful.

A Nobel Peace Prize should be given on the spot to the person that will impale his severed head on a pitchfork.

What about the ones that you're starting?

“Trump says—“ So I wonder if that upcoming Dragon Quest VII Reimagined is going to be good. Sure hope so.

None. He has solved none. Temporary ceasefires are not an end to it.

And him saying that screams "beta bitch".

I'm kind of curious how high he'll go with that count. He randomly increases it, so now I have this morbid fascination with seeing where it ends.

He also said that he is not pedophile.

Was the FIFA Peace Prize not good enough?

He’s going to be given or will steal Machado’s peace prize and will crow non-stop about winning it. Another, aggrievement based, ego-soothing tour is on the books.

Participation trophies were invented for dipshits like this.

How about an igNobel prize?/Although it could pass as an insult to the institution behind those awards. Because they have standards. Low. But still.

He's like: do you Canada and Cambodia in a war against each other? You are welcome.

But “Biden or Kamala would be the same…” blah blah blah…

Just give it to him. They're pointless