never thought i would read an accurate statement on here

nuclear threat #78 (probably)

Just wait until he's out of office and dumps the fake stock market he's holding up..

Or just.. you know, don't buy it? The money literally goes to next Trump campaign. There exists other phones.

you really have a surface-level intelligence don't you..

attention seeker says stupid thing for attention - gets attention because of attention seeking stupid thing for attention

jokes are fine but why is he still president?

Yes please. Theres better alternatives and even better ones could be made.

https://xcancel.com/elonmusk grabs popcorn

there's definitely a fart sound and then he immediately throws out all the press and there's a lady behind him rubbing her nose