Thank you for (poorly?) censoring the word "died", I was scared that I might see a reference to mortality online today. Phew, dodged a bullet! Aah!

It really fucked me up when Dumbledore announced that house Slytherin would get one point for "every Irish papist who did not deserve to be killed by British muggle soldiers", and continued "naturally, the score has not changed". No idea how J.K. got away with that one.

Hey, is this the 500/10 guy?

I knew someone like this except he would regurgitate stupid quotes from anime. It got so bad that after he would finish I'd just start asking "what anime is that from?" And a few times he actually named them. 😒😮‍💨

My ex husband couldn't hold conversations. He could only quote fragments of lines from movies & Simpsons & Futurama.

also, somebody who is au fait with transphobia

STOP FUCKING POSTING CENSORED SHIT

This is really funny and I approve

I loved hp. Until I discovered adult hp Fandom and then I couldn't distance myself from it quicker

Sometimes I wonder if I was too out of touch when I couldn't quote movies and pop media, then I remember shit like this...

Yeah but what about Epstein?

!spoiler So did Dumbledore