ah, so now instead of China spying on TikTok users, it will be Russia spying on TikTok users.
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In order to make sure they were wealthy enough, I'm sure he personally tested them one by one, challenging to send him a big donation in cryptocurrencies.
That's what a committed President-slash-genius looks like!
Totally, and the deal's going to happen in two weeks. Definitely two weeks.
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Ah, so now the president chooses who gets to buy which businesses, totally not choosing the ones who will cock suck him all day.
And TikTok will not be the last. Now a wealthy person can just ask the US to buy up something. Doesnt sound like Russia at all.
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How profound! I would have thought a group of poor people were sure to snag it up.
Narrator: "he didn't"
All Russias, I'm guessing
Aaaaand the winner is:
A group of North Korean “business men”.
I can’t believe he knows anybody like that. You think you know somebody…
Bet it’s the Moonies. They’re cashed up and all over right-wing politics across the world.
Hi yet your diapers have changed, cheeto.
Hahahaha hahaha hahaha bro, they literally seized every digital channel you all are like "let's go stand in the street to show people who many of us there are" that'll fucking change things.
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In a Fox News interview, Trump said he had a group of "very wealthy people" willing to acquire the platform. "I'll tell you in about two weeks," he teased.
Two weeks is his standard bullshit timeline for when he doesn't want to admit he's got nothing
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My money is on some far right billionaire asshole who will give it the Twitter treatment and make it a Nazi haven that that pushes Reich wing content on people...
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$50 says they're not Americans.
He probably doesn't because he just wants to show he's doing something to his base, and when no one wants to buy it, hell just push the deadline further down
The enshittification is overwhelming.
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