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[–] 63 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (9 children)

Bullshit, I can’t store a laptop in my cheeks

Edit: fuck, I can’t even store an iPad in my cheeks. Also… ouch

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  • [–] 25 points 10 months ago (6 children)

    What about an iPhone? Could you store that in your cheeks?

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  • [–] 24 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Imagine wanting a laptop of the size of a single sunflower seed. That's the life of a techbro.

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Shit, I didn't know I wanted this until just now.

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    I feel like that one sunflower seed would satiate most people. Yet Hamtaro over here eats dozens.

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  • [–] 19 points 10 months ago

    Hamsters must have tiny laptops

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    This is kind of content that will change the world Continue on good Sir.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    Mind. Blown.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Like a watermelon but nutty?

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago

    I don't get it

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    And they're classy enough to not rub our noses in it!

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