The joke is that this speech, imo tastefully read in the voice of a sinister anime villain, is an utterly ridiculous thing for a person to say. It doesn't even make sense, really. That's why it's funny, it's funny that it doesn't make any sense.

I would know. This saying things that almost make sense kinda but really, really don't thing is, like, my whole brand. It's damn near the only joke I tell.

I once boasted to a friend of mine "my pussy is huge. Cavernous, even. I could fit a hundred cigarettes in there." Now, a vagina? Cigarettes? Disgusting! Why would I say that? Because measuring a vagina's diameter in how many cigarettes it can, I dunno, smoke at once? is absurd. It's ridiculous. It doesn't even make sense, really.

Okay leave

I've tried bringing up these complicated issues in the spaces we are encouraged to talk about them (.db0) and was banned for not complaining about the same things the mods cared about.

Every week i contribute less to this space, i really wanted to support a reddit alternative, but this place doesn't look like it will be much different.

If she is not real why are you bitching?

shitpost.
shit·post ˈshit-ˌpōst
shitposted; shitposting; shitposts.

transitive + intransitive.
vulgar.
: to post something online (such as a comment, video, or meme) that is deliberately absurd, provocative, or offensive.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/shitpost

This is the type of attitude that ruined reddit. (She's not reading this bro)