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[–] 15 points 10 months ago* (1 child)

it was called CROSS PLATFORM APPS

Absolutely not unless it's as sandboxed as the web (which even the web isn't sandboxed that well).

Working with software has only made me not trust software (that's not open source.)

Why we're giving any random software full user level access in 2026 is beyond me.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    We can't afford the ram to run it anyway.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Telnet IS TCP. "Telnet wrapped in a thin layer of XOR" might fit better?

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    I'm guessing that was supposed to be "secured by a thin layer of TLS"...

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Thats what I thought as well, but TLS as a term felt a bit too technical for the meme format, which is why I suggested XOR.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    Ah, I think, I know what you mean, that the format is supposed to be written with foolish oversimplifications that are borderline incorrect, whereas "secured by TLS" just sounds like a normal statement from an expert...

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  • [–] [S] 4 points 10 months ago

    just archiving this comment here:

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    [–] 56 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    And yet on my phone I wish websites would stop hawking the native app and just let me use the site. In a way I suppose this is the same complaint since the native apps are often a web wrapper with telemetry.

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    [–] 53 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 child)

    I used to put the forms inside of invisible tables, as was the style at the time.

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  • [–] 45 points 10 months ago

    Normally these are meant to be ironic but I kind of vibe with this one.

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  • [–] 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

    Fuckit, if anything more fancy than HTML + CGI is needed, there's always VRML.

    ....holy shit, it just dawned on me.. VRML + CGI? Today's PCs should have no issue rendering it, and server-side should be the same as any other CGI page. I gotta do some experimenting with this.

    UPDATE: I actually did some research into this, and the possibilities are actually quite extensive. In theory it should be possible to make an extremely basic multiplayer FPS game.

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    I would prefer webapps to native if there was a protocol to fully load the page and disable network traffic for apps that work fully offline. It is more secure to run an app in the browser because off the layers of isolation in modern browsers. Native apps can access all sorts of information and system resources, which could be used to compromise the host OS.

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  • [–] 17 points 10 months ago

    cross-platform apps

    Looks inside: chromium without the url bar

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  • [–] 16 points 10 months ago

    My favorite part is how this meme itself consists entirely of plain text plus a little styling.

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    To be fair web is still more cross-platform UI than anything else while Apple and Google try to distance their compatibility even further.

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago

    Well I totally agree with it :) (even if it should be ironic)

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago

    Http ruined the gophernet.

    Not completely a joke

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  • [–] 18 points 10 months ago* (8 children)

    No, seriously. Web sucks for GUI. Every basic UI framework does a better job at accessibility, not to talk about performance or weird bugs because it expects Chrome (cross-platform, huh?) to simulate a GUI on a Document Object Model, graceful degradation be damned. And buttons, forms, is something you don't need JS for. You do a poor job if you do.

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

    the web is the display server/compositor of the internet

    if you want it to go away, everyone who is working on it and making it work right now disagrees with you

    everything you said goes away with canvas and video games.

    "durrrr video gaimes no belongy on interwebzzzz bcuz the DOM is for word documents onlyyyyyyyyy steve ballmer said sooooo" – an idiotic luddite

    wasm runtimes are the next app platform or will inspire it

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    if you want it to go away, everyone who is working on it and making it work right now disagrees with you

    I'm sure most people wouldn't like losing their jobs.

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  • [–] 1 point 10 months ago*

    itch.io is a sin against the web. Those idiotic people... enjoying non document based web applications... they are destroying the internet!

    The godot foundation is a destructive force and must be ended before all of the web as we know it has capitulated to.... javascript and non DOM APIs!!!!!!!!!

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago

    I tried to get on board with this one, but "cross platform apps" made me throw up in my mouth a little. The unholy things we did back then are best left forgotten in their shallow binary graves.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Honestly images were a step too far. And bring back the blink tag.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    I would prefer webapps to native if there was a protocol to fully load the page and disable network traffic for apps that work fully offline.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    Yeah! Make things easier for AI to scrape please!

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago

    I don't get it, sorry.

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