For those interested, garlic is acidic, not alkaline.

No, it's all fine - it just, my knob's gone

Knob's gone innit? Happens to the best of us.

Is it permanent?

I can go worse, but not as stupid. Still, worse. Crazy thing, found multiple guys on reddit with the exact same story.

If you want out now, tl;dr: Don't jack it with hair conditioner. This had happened 4 times over a couple of years till I put the pieces together.

Jacked off the usual way, manually, sans lube, typical Tuesday. Same day, still horny, hair conditioner in the shower, little extra friction, but I score, because I am not a quitter. Est GOOOOOALL!

6 hours: Laying in bed reading, tuggin' my junk, kinda itchy.

12 hours: Really itchy, bail for inspection. Circumcision scar down (or up, depending on orientation), pink, puffy, as if lightly sanded with masking tape marking the work area, perfect demarcation. Applied antibiotic unguent for good measure, boxer briefs now contain the anomalous zone.

24 hours: Penis angry, Red Hulk angry. Praying for the itch to return, hurts to wear pants, cannot walk. Another antibiotic poultice, wrapped with thin gauze and tape. Walking now. Weeping a bit.

36 hours: Skin turning brown, turning black, sloughing off. I'll not elaborate. Skin. Off. Tears.

48 hours: Final flesh chunking off, bright new skin underneath. The pain. Kill. Me. DO NOT TOUCH ME!

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60 hours: Still cannot walk, the wrappings, they do nothing! I smell like a corpse, I dare not shower, dare not wet the thing that has become my nightmare, my master of pain.

72 hours: Fresh epidermis, merely a sunburn, dare not wrap him again. I fear the wrap for reasons I cannot articulate. I lay naked in bed, legs spread to accept what healing oxygen may come, fearful of raising it's wrath again.

96 hours: Mostly new member, thanking both new and forgotten gods, cautious limp. I rejoin mankind.

My goodness.

Brillo pads are steel wool full of soap, not those green scrubby cloths.

It's a horrific story, but I've been reading too much Oglaf recently and camo-cock is giving me all sorts of ideas. He could put a little army hat on it and do recreations. Very niche audience for that sort of thing I suspect, but he should work with what he's got.

Sometimes you read something like "camo print garlic cock mistake", and there are no words.

Multiple nose exhales.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!

I tapped at the word "exfoliate".

In the Midwest I would also reach for a green scrub pad at the word 'Brillo.'

This is reminiscent of the guy who put nair on his member.

Never a dull day in the wang biz

Meh. I've seen and read worse. This is really tame. I wouldn't be surprised if multiple people haven't tattooed their dick in camo for the lulz.

Jesus Christ these tall image reposts make me want to gouge my eyes out

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