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[–] 80 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Gather up all her ex boyfriends and fuck them in front of her to establish dominance. On her 18th birthday though. So it's all above board.

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

    Shouldn't it be when THEY'RE 18?

    Edit: The BOYS are 18

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago* (3 children)

    When you turn 18 you're normally 18.

    It's a miracle of modern technology.

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago* (2 children)

    Lol I meant when the boys are 18. Edit added

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    You're taking my suggestion to bang a bunch of someone's daughter's former boyfriends in front of her to establish dominance much too seriously.

    The details don't matter because it is not a good plan.

    But if it really must be done, then to do it properly then it would be important to wait until everyone was over 18 and THEN fuck all of your daughter's former boyfriends in front of her to establish dominance.

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  • [–] 193 points 10 months ago (4 children)
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  • [–] 77 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    feed her a stew that blinds her for 1 day

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  • [–] 161 points 10 months ago (8 children)

    Reads like an incel revenge fantasy tbh.

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  • [–] 81 points 10 months ago* (8 children)

    Fake: anon has kids, implying anon had sex with a woman

    Gay: reasons

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  • [–] 27 points 10 months ago (5 children)
  • [–] 28 points 10 months ago

    One day blinding stew might do the trick

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago

    Didn't happen.

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  • [–] 21 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    First greentext I've clocked as fake in a long time

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago

    Straight to jail

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago

    'Have I failed as a father?' well, your asking 4chan, OP, so yes.

    Buuuut, we all know you aren't even a father at all and this is fake as fuck, don't we?

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago

    send her to fat camp

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